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Zatoichi 02-16-2006 09:27 PM

I fear something's wrong with my nose
One nostril's blocked up by two toes
The other is fine
But the toes are not mine

Marcus Bales 02-16-2006 11:09 PM

I fear something's wrong with my nose
One nostril's blocked up by two toes
The other is fine
But the toes are not mine
And I seem to be missing my clothes.

Marcus Bales 02-16-2006 11:10 PM

A few other orifices, too

dddrum 02-17-2006 12:09 PM

A few other orifices, too
Appear to be skewered askew

Hyakujo's Fox 02-18-2006 11:12 AM

A few other orifices, too
Appear to be skewered askew
By inserted digits

trisherina 02-18-2006 12:32 PM

A few other orifices, too
Appear to be skewered askew
By inserted digits
By gizmos, and widgets

Marcus Bales 02-20-2006 12:22 PM

A few other orifices, too
Appear to be skewered askew
By inserted digits
By gizmos, and widgets,
A Frenchman, a Turk, and a Sioux.

Zatoichi 02-20-2006 01:03 PM

A Frenchman, a Turk, and a Sioux
Vied to see which was the one who

Marcus Bales 02-20-2006 01:20 PM

A Frenchman, a Turk, and a Sioux
Vied to see which was the one who
Replaced with a digit
The vibrating widget

Zatoichi 02-20-2006 01:33 PM

A Frenchman, a Turk, and a Sioux
Vied to see which was the one who
Replaced with a digit
The vibrating widget
Which gave such delight to Miss Lou.

Marcus Bales 02-20-2006 05:43 PM

Miss Lou's eyes rolled back in her head

Zatoichi 02-21-2006 12:33 PM

Miss Lou's eyes rolled back in her head
As her thighs rolled near off of the bed

dddrum 02-21-2006 03:04 PM

Miss Lou's eyes rolled back in her head
As her thighs rolled near off of the bed
Her riotous yell
Gave the Frenchman a spell

Marcus Bales 02-21-2006 03:11 PM

Miss Lou's eyes rolled back in her head
As her thighs rolled near off of the bed
Her riotous yell
Gave the Frenchman a spell
While the Turk on the Sioux just saw red.

Marcus Bales 02-21-2006 03:13 PM

The Sioux turned around on the Turk


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