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Deviate 04-29-2003 05:24 PM

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"
2. But she didn't know i was packin'

danh 04-29-2003 05:34 PM

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"
2. But she didn't know i was packin'
3. I popped a cap in 'er ass

flabbygums 04-29-2003 05:44 PM

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"
2. But she didn't know i was packin'
3. I popped a cap in 'er ass
4. Think it made her pass gas

ambo 04-30-2003 09:50 PM

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"
2. But she didn't know i was packin'
3. I popped a cap in 'er ass
4. Think it made her pass gas
5. So she ordered her pit bull attackin'

ambo 05-01-2003 09:43 PM

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie

flabbygums 05-01-2003 10:27 PM

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie
2. "Don't wear your yarmeke - put on the beanie".

chuckie egg 05-02-2003 08:44 AM

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie
2. "Don't wear your yarmeke - put on the beanie".
3. "OK THEN!" I yelled,

masterofNone 05-02-2003 09:44 AM

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie
2. "Don't wear your yarmeke - put on the beanie".
3. "OK THEN!" I yelled,
4. The gefilte fish smelled

flabbygums 05-02-2003 11:21 AM

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie
2. "Don't wear your yarmeke - put on the beanie".
3. "OK THEN!" I yelled,
4. The gefilte fish smelled
5. "I'll do it. Just don't cut off any more of my weenie."

nycwriters 05-02-2003 12:55 PM

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?

flabbygums 05-02-2003 01:11 PM

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?
2. Whether to put on a robe before closing the blind

nycwriters 05-02-2003 01:21 PM

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?
2. Whether to put on a robe before closing the blind
3. The neighbors will shriek

moel 05-02-2003 01:25 PM

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?
2. Whether to put on a robe before closing the blind
3. The neighbors will shriek
4. And take a good peek

chuckie egg 05-02-2003 01:55 PM

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?
2. Whether to put on a robe before closing the blind
3. The neighbors will shriek
4. And take a good peek
5. And faint when they see my behind.

flabbygums 05-02-2003 02:05 PM

1. There was a midget eating chili in Des Moines


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