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flabbygums 06-24-2003 03:13 AM

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly
4. And often quite frilly
5. then both were arrested for clawing the cop's blister

danh 06-25-2003 01:42 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.

zenbabe 06-25-2003 01:55 AM

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits
5. I can still kick your ass, cause im mean!

zenbabe 06-25-2003 01:55 AM

crap

zenbabe 06-25-2003 01:58 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?

danh 06-25-2003 02:02 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy

zenbabe 06-25-2003 02:08 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy

flabbygums 06-25-2003 02:28 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy
5. Keep doin' that, baby.....you're gonna make me ______.

AllegroNg 06-25-2003 11:24 AM

dumb?

amanda 06-25-2003 07:31 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker

AllegroNg 06-25-2003 10:08 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.

ambo 06-25-2003 11:55 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".

dinzdale 06-28-2003 11:48 AM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"

ambo 06-28-2003 12:24 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"
5. "I'm still alive." said the breath taker.

moel 06-28-2003 06:32 PM

1. Funnin' it up fun style


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