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Marcus Bales 07-27-2008 09:31 AM


T.I.P. 07-28-2008 12:37 AM

today i solved my roomate's internet problem (and mine, by extension). She spent at least an hour on the phone at 3AM on friday night with the cable people, screaming her head off at them. The diagnostic was a broken modem, they are supposed to come this wednesday to change it.

Tonight i looked at her modem and saw a little black button on the front of the modem that says "internet on/off". Roomie had been plugging/unplugging the modem repeatedly without pressing this little button. Problem solved.

I think she hates me now :D

12"razormix 07-29-2008 04:48 PM


Quote:

Originally Posted by bless you treekisser (Post 388532)

Perhaps body hair will make a big comeback and people will pay good money for transplants to make themselves resemble werewolves and mammoths


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Marcus Bales 07-30-2008 07:12 PM


seebe 07-31-2008 12:08 AM

^:D your vacation video?

J.W. 07-31-2008 04:33 PM

dr horrible's sing along blog made me laugh today

and I didn't even watch it today, I was just thinking about the captain hammer line, the hammer is my...

Frieda 07-31-2008 07:52 PM

i was outside on my balcony just now and i could hear the neighbor across the street snore :D

Odbe 08-01-2008 09:07 PM

I saw an elderly sausage dog running. :D I didn't know it was possible!

monkeyknifightz 08-02-2008 02:48 PM

As I walked up to my best friends house 45 minutes late, he leaps out of a tree yelling unintelligibly. How long was he up there?

MoJoRiSin 08-02-2008 05:17 PM

I heard this song on the radio and was laughing and saying how much I liked it (my family really did not believe that I had never heard it before)::

Get a haircut and get a real job

:I was a rebel from the day I left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day
With big ambitions of where I could play
My parents taught me what life was about
So I grew up the type they warned me about
They said my friends were just a unruly mob
And I should, get a haircut and get a real job

CHORUS
Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and dont be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why dont you, get a haircut and get a real job

I even tried that nine to five scene
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band with some good songs to play
Now I party all night and sleep all day
I met this chick, she was my number one fan
She took me home to meet her mommy and dad
They took one look at me and said, "Oh my god!
Get a haircut and get a real job!"

CHORUS

(Get a real job, why dont you get a real job,
get a real job, why dont you get a real job)

I hit the bigtime with my rock and roll band
The future's brighter now then I ever planned
I'm ten times richer then my big brother Bob
He's got a haricut and got a real job

CHORUS

(Get a real job, why dont you get a real job,
get a real job, why dont you get a real job)
~George Thoroughgood

Frieda 08-04-2008 12:38 PM

this stampede image made me laugh today:



a herd of bulls broke loose and some decided to cool off in somebody's swimming pool.

seebe 08-05-2008 09:13 PM

Just read the last page of this thread "so, how was your bowel movement?"

monkeyknifightz 08-06-2008 01:19 PM


MoJoRiSin 08-06-2008 02:00 PM


Queen Elizabeth II Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving

monkeyknifightz 08-06-2008 02:52 PM

Random and awesome

http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rent=gmail.jpg


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