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brightpearl 09-03-2008 08:19 AM

"President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant after a life devoted to the reform of the US consbreastution. "

Marcus Bales 09-04-2008 08:02 AM


LadyCrow 09-05-2008 09:56 AM



Saw this on a car whilst driving around last night (close enough to "today", so there). ;)

Frieda 09-07-2008 08:55 AM

my friend G. just called me to say that he's bought an oldfashioned ice cream vending cart for 60 euros because it looked so cool.. if he could store it in my bedroom.

well, no! :rolleyes: :D

brightpearl 09-08-2008 01:02 AM

^wtf? :D

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Oh god yes.
I want to have John Stewart's diminutive little babies.
(nsfgop)

Frieda 09-08-2008 04:44 AM

^yeah, he's a bit weird.. that's why i like him :D

here's a picture of the damn thing:


Hyakujo's Fox 09-08-2008 05:03 AM

is he willing to keep it stocked?

Frieda 09-08-2008 06:35 AM

i doubt it.. i think the "cool factor" only applies to the looks of the thing, not to the temperature of the ice cream..

it's an idea though. maybe i should call him back!

MoJoRiSin 09-08-2008 12:43 PM

"After that, passengers were told the ship was routed to Newport, R.I. “We are like, ‘Wait a minute, we all live there!’ ” said Mr. Abreu....."

source:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/07/ny...rnival.html?em

MoJoRiSin 09-08-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkytuba (Post 397319)
Every time I try to be serious, compassionate and thoughtful, someone with a strange piercing makes a latte.

^:D

YsaPur EsChomuw 09-09-2008 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 397363)

For those who don't speak Hungarian: Your country doesn't exist

MoJoRiSin 09-09-2008 03:43 AM


MoJoRiSin 09-09-2008 01:03 PM

JIMMY:
Picture you upon my knee
Just tea for two
And two for tea
Just me for you
And you for me...alone-

[DIALOGUE]

JIMMY:
I'm discontented with homes that I've rented
So I have invented my own.
Darling, this place is lovely oasis
Where life's weary taste is unknown
Far from the crowded city
Where flowers pretty caress the stream
Cozy to hide in, to live side by side in,
Don't let it apart in my dream-

Picture you upon my knee
Just tea for two
And two for tea
Just me for you
And you for me alone NANETTE:
Nobody near us to see us or hear us Mm, mm, mm,
No friends or relations Mm, mm, mm,
On weekend vacations Mm, mm, mm.
We won't have it known, dear,
That we own a telephone, dear...

NANETTE:
Day will break and I'll wake
And start to bake a sugar cake
For you to take for all the boys to see

BOTH:
We'll raise a family

JIMMY:
A boy for you
And a girl for me

BOTH:
Can't you see how happy we would be...
~V. Youmans and I. Caesar
((ha ha VY&IC ;))

MoJoRiSin 09-09-2008 01:04 PM

^ "Tea for Two"

Marcus Bales 09-11-2008 01:01 AM

I love the stapled-tie one; I wonder if that would really work?

Cubicle Wars 2006 - barats and bereta


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