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brightpearl 09-15-2008 10:08 AM

finally looked it up

*snerk*

treekisser 09-16-2008 08:04 PM

Comic relief for the campaign trail

www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm

funkytuba 09-16-2008 08:26 PM

sorry to go back,

but frieda, why would he begin to think that you'd enjoy having that as a permanent bedmate?

AllegroNg 09-17-2008 01:29 AM

Ninja Cat Comes Closer Without Moving!! :D


Frieda 09-17-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkytuba (Post 397945)
sorry to go back,

but frieda, why would he begin to think that you'd enjoy having that as a permanent bedmate?

what? where?

YsaPur EsChomuw 09-21-2008 02:47 AM



... although midnight-ish would be more suitable a time for fun at the funeral home. Might be even better for business.

MoJoRiSin 09-21-2008 02:53 AM

^ That reminds me of a funeral home sign on Mass Ave in Cambridge Ma.
>LONG
FUNERAL SERVICE ;)

Jack Flanders 09-21-2008 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YsaPur EsChomuw (Post 398216)


... although midnight-ish would be more suitable a time for fun at the funeral home. Might be even better for business.

Before their Open House to the public, hopefully, all of their "clients" will already have been relocated to more private grounds.

T.I.P. 09-22-2008 11:06 AM

ninja cat



Frieda 09-22-2008 06:40 PM



my friend G. posing with the gendarmes at the péage because he got pulled off the road for speeding in his sister's car

yea, same guy as from the ice cream vending cart :rolleyes: :D

Odbe 09-22-2008 11:01 PM

"Dispersion forces arise from the attraction of the nuclei of one molecule for the electron cloud of a neighbouring molecule."

Immediate mental image:
Nucleus 1: Howdy neighbour, mighty fine electron cloud you've got there.
Nucleus 2: Hey! Stay away from my electron cloud, you pervert, or I'll tell YOUR electron cloud where your eyes have been wandering!

:D

treekisser 09-24-2008 03:25 PM

A Texas Story

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be
a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was.

The old rancher said,
'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a
fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain.
'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong
up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and
you just wonder ----- what kind of dumb ass put her up there to
begin with!

brightpearl 09-25-2008 11:36 AM

From hyperbreading to sombrero..
:D

This, on the other hand,
Quote:

Originally Posted by Odbe (Post 398336)
"Dispersion forces arise from the attraction of the nuclei of one molecule for the electron cloud of a neighbouring molecule."

Bleah bleah bleah!
I've got an exam with solubility on it in a bit...*gak*.

Odbe 09-25-2008 07:20 PM

With calculating about bits of stuff in jars beakers and pouring water in on it and strange chemicals in and out in other beakers then figuring out how many moles can fit in? That's what I just had. I know, bleh.

brightpearl 09-25-2008 09:46 PM

^Yes, and rate laws, and inexplicably, nuclear chemistry, wherein when you add an electron with negative mass to a proton with positive mass, the lot of it gets heavier.

Sort of.
I'm given to understand that it has to do with things no one has got figured out yet as it has no basis in reality once you get that small.

So you pretend to believe that the statistics of particle physics has something to do with your future career as a dietician or physical therapist or personal trainer.

And then your brain explodes.

eta I enjoyed your mole joke.

Why did the mole cross the road?
Because Avagadro had him on a tight leash.


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