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Max Headroom 01-29-2006 09:01 PM


Smartypants 01-30-2006 06:10 AM

Movie trailer.

(Caveat: May not be work safe.)

Smartypants 01-30-2006 04:25 PM

State of the Union Preview Video

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zero 01-30-2006 04:36 PM


Gatsby 01-30-2006 06:55 PM

This whole thread has been an ongoing source of entertainment for me.

Jack Flanders 01-30-2006 07:06 PM

Veddy, veddy funny Smarty!!!!

Smartypants 01-31-2006 07:02 AM

A nice long clip from last night's Daily Show.

"It hurts my think bone!" LOL! :D

Smartypants 02-01-2006 06:48 AM

MSNBC's Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" Award

"You know how much Satan hates to be disturbed when American Idol is on!"


:D

Jack Flanders 02-01-2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants
A nice long clip from last night's Daily Show.

"It hurts my think bone!" LOL! :D

"Don't piss off Oprah!"LOL

"Wait 'til she finds out Dr. Phil is full of sh*t!"

lapietra 02-01-2006 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Headroom

Wow. It's *amazing* what the absence of a coupla teeth will do to your...erm... image.
(Try putting your finger over the gap - that would be a nice smile otherwise :p )

Hyakujo's Fox 02-01-2006 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapietra
(Try putting your finger over the gap - that would be a nice smile otherwise :p )

just how big are your fingers? ;)

lapietra 02-02-2006 12:46 AM

okay... Thumb. Horizontally. :p

trisherina 02-02-2006 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sparticle

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sparticle 02-02-2006 01:41 AM

:D

ambo 02-02-2006 05:44 PM

Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators. They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim. That is, if you're at a big, high-class casino.

At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.

zenbabe 02-02-2006 06:02 PM

Chillicothe Ohio At the Ross County Jail a 41 Yr old woman arrested after shots were fired. She managed to smuggle a gun (25 Cal) into the jail after her arrest. It was discovered after she removed it from her body and tried to hide it in a toilet paper roll in a holding cell and it hit the floor and discharged one round. Jail Deputies then scrambled to remove the woman from the cell and recover the gun.

The gun had been concealed in her vaginal cavity and was missed by police and jail officers during normal search procedures. Ohio Law does not permit cavity seraches unless a warrant is obtain first.

Story is on front page of todays Columbus Dispatch Metro Section

madasacutsnake 02-02-2006 11:36 PM

Relative: could you check on Mother? I've just had a call from her and she insists that there are two policemen in her room.

*Snake wanders down to room*

Snake: what's up Mrs G?

Mrs G: I've seen these two men in here before, they have badges so I know they must be policemen

And then points to the television where The Bill is on........

craig johnston 02-03-2006 08:15 AM

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found in barcelona:

dad refills! landfill of cheese!

:D

jasmina 02-03-2006 09:02 AM

oh god that's brilliant! 'bread whistles at landfill of meat' .!!!

Frieda 02-03-2006 02:11 PM

move your Füdli

madasacutsnake 02-03-2006 08:18 PM

^^
The video.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wotsch dr oeppis roesti?

Move your finkli.............

madasacutsnake 02-03-2006 08:28 PM

Oh lord, it just gets better............

"Alpen-Disco"

priceyfatprude 02-03-2006 11:27 PM

http://www.betterthanears.com/bte/main.html

Because it's wrong to eschew meat, but still feed it to your wiener dog.

Frieda 02-04-2006 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madasacutsnake
^^
The video.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wotsch dr oeppis roesti?

Move your finkli.............

they have a karaoke version too! :D

craig johnston 02-04-2006 09:16 AM

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menu part two: old clothes anyone?
or hash to the cuban dance?

:D

priceyfatprude 02-04-2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston
menu part two: old clothes anyone?
or hash to the cuban dance?

:D

What about the FAGS???!?!?!?!?!? :D

Jack Flanders 02-04-2006 08:02 PM

I liked the Slobber Ganugh from the first menu. Ummm!

priceyfatprude 02-04-2006 08:29 PM

Mmmmmmmm, slobber!

Marcus Bales 02-05-2006 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda

Is that RuneT?

M

Audreyvgs 02-05-2006 11:14 PM

ropa vieja=old clothes skirt steak cooked a long time with onions and green peppers... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheap!

Smartypants 02-06-2006 05:30 AM


Smartypants 02-06-2006 07:04 AM


karma_queen 02-06-2006 03:20 PM

rachel weisz has said that 'america is a different country to england in many ways'.

well done.


madasacutsnake 02-06-2006 06:41 PM

Oh you see this irks me because

IT'S DIFFERENT FROM AND OPPOSITE TO.

jasmina 02-06-2006 08:46 PM

I hear the dulcet tones of the Grammar Police!

priceyfatprude 02-06-2006 10:45 PM

From the Style Network's How Do I Look:

"You managed to turn Gucci into Hoochie"

lapietra 02-07-2006 02:43 AM



smellyrayzin 02-07-2006 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenbabe
popo zao

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha, hahaha!

madasacutsnake 02-07-2006 07:54 PM

^^

Here chicken, chicken, chicken........

Max Headroom 02-07-2006 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellyrayzin
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha, hahaha!

I can't believe I turned off the Salsoul Orchestra to listen to that. Back to "up the yellow brick road" I go.


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