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Clytie 08-18-2006 10:23 PM

kate 08-20-2006 01:25 PM

check some real art out. I almost made a disaster in my pants laughing so hard at this. go to the gallery.


sweeterdinu 08-20-2006 03:51 PM

This was kinda last night but I tricked my friend into thinking she was talking to a guy that liked herehey gurl!!! says:

Candi says:
mmm what?

hey gurl!!! says:
lookin fine gurl!!

hey gurl!!! says:
Whats ur name

Candi says:
who is this?

hey gurl!!! says:
Tell me who this is first

Candi says:

hey gurl!!! says:
This LJ Pimpin

hey gurl!!! says:
wus yo name

Candi says:
is this a girl or a boy?

hey gurl!!! says:
Boy, who you think dis is? Sheryl Crow?

Candi says:

hey gurl!!! says:
So I guesho name is Candi... well you look sweet like candy gurl and I want some of ur candy

hey gurl!!! says:
no wut i mean baby

Candi says:
yeah that is my name whats urs?

hey gurl!!! says:
Some people call me LJ pimpin, Mista cool... but you candi gurl, can call me, Lee- Jackwon....Lee for short

Candi says:
how old r u?

hey gurl!!! says:
15, turnin 16 on da last daya aug aug... u baby gurl?

Candi says:
im 13

hey gurl!!! says:
Ohh, das iight gurl, jus as long a u fine and u is VERR FINE

hey gurl!!! says:

Candi says:
how would u know?

hey gurl!!! says:

Candi says:
do u have it?

Candi says:
Candi says:
do u?

hey gurl!!! says:
main, i used to gurl, got rida it... i aint had no friendz, i dont no y gurl, all it wuz wuz girlz all over me...(which was fine and all)(lol) but uh, i needed some real friendz, then I saw u, and I was like DANG GIRL!

hey gurl!!! says:

Candi says:

hey gurl!!! says:
want a pic of me?

Candi says:

Waiting for Candi to accept the file "ljpimpin.jpg" (18 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

Transfer of file "ljpimpin.jpg" has been declined by Candi.

hey gurl!!! says:
main, i got email it

hey gurl!!! says:
ilov3him1300@hotmail.com rite
Candi says:

Candi says:
i g2g to church 2morrow and im|-) so can i ttu 2morrow sometime?

Candi says:

hey gurl!!! says:
Yeah gurl lemme send this to ya stay for a few baby

Candi says:

Candi says:

Candi says:
im back

Candi says:
g2g so bye ttu 2morrow

hey gurl!!! says:
ok baby bye

auntie aubrey 08-21-2006 01:45 PM

i just read the previous post and died a little inside. now i can't remember the thing that made me laugh today.


Jaime 08-21-2006 02:46 PM

craig johnston 08-21-2006 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by auntie aubrey
i just read the previous post and died a little inside.

you and me babe


ambo 08-21-2006 05:30 PM

lapietra 08-21-2006 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by craig johnston
you and me babe


Yah - but the post after it cured me. :D

Jaime 08-23-2006 03:26 AM

I love how "miraculous" the commentary and sound effects make this seem.

AllegroNg 08-25-2006 03:36 PM

Slo Mo Home Depot

One of many.. but I like this:)

smellyrayzin 08-25-2006 04:21 PM

wow.... that was really cool!

rapscalious rob 08-25-2006 07:19 PM


Originally Posted by AllegroNg

That's weirdly great! I would totally like to participate in something like that

zenbabe 08-25-2006 08:00 PM

they were still moving faster than Home Depot employees

jasmina 08-25-2006 11:39 PM

I'm definitely setting up that same scenario in the west hampstead branch of Costa Coffee. These people really crack me up - totally inspirational - and the best thing about it is that it's totally without malice, it's all just about fun - making people's days just that little less boring. Love it.

zenbabe 08-26-2006 02:33 PM

Deadwood Pancakes

RuneT 08-30-2006 03:58 PM

xerocs 08-30-2006 06:22 PM

Jack Flanders 08-31-2006 12:36 AM


Originally Posted by RuneT

HAHAHA!!!! Ouch!:D

Jack Flanders 08-31-2006 12:38 AM


Originally Posted by xerocs

Not funny, you sicko!

Anna 08-31-2006 09:46 PM

l'azizza 09-02-2006 06:32 PM

trisherina 09-02-2006 09:26 PM


smellyrayzin 09-03-2006 05:26 AM

oh man, had me in tears
"let's take a pop tart and fill it with nasty meat!"

Hot Pocket:

ambo 09-06-2006 07:21 PM

A fleeing Al Qaida guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the Iraqi desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"

The old Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.00."

The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"O.K.," said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."

Several hours later the Arab staggered back, near collapse. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie."

auntie aubrey 09-06-2006 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by smellyrayzin
Hot Pocket

his hot pocket bit makes me laugh so hard that i cry and can't breathe and hours later when it pops back into my head the laughter starts all over again.

and again, right this minute.

ambo 09-07-2006 01:02 PM

The Italian Golfer

An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy,"and that's why I'm in such good shape." I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways." "Have a glass of vino, and all is well."

"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"

"Who said my Dad's dead?"

The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"

"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer too."

"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my grandpa's dead?" "He's still akick'n."

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"

"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"

"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"

"Who said he wanted to?"

madasacutsnake 09-07-2006 07:12 PM

^^ HA.

I looked after an old bloke in his eighties who used to ramble on about his father visiting. We paid no heed until the day his dad actually turned up. Dad was over 100.

Pretty sad when you have to visit your kids in the nursing home :-)

Jack Flanders 09-07-2006 11:45 PM


A nurse walks into a bank. While preparing to write a check, she pulls out a rectal themometer from her purse and tries to write with it.

The nurse looks up at the shocked bank teller watching her and without missing a beat says, "Well, that's great....... that's really great...... . Some asshole has got my pen."

And what's the difference between an oral thermometer and rectal themometer? The taste.

smellyrayzin 09-08-2006 12:11 AM

caliente pocket!

Originally Posted by auntie aubrey
his hot pocket bit makes me laugh so hard that i cry and can't breathe and hours later when it pops back into my head the laughter starts all over again.

and again, right this minute.

me too!
we have hot pockets in our freezer, and whenever i open it part of his stand up thing pops into my head and i crack up
"have you tried the hot pocket hot pocket? It's a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket... it taste just like a hot pocket!!"

trisherina 09-08-2006 12:18 AM

"Hot Pockets... brilliant, not quite as good as 'by Mennen'..."

auntie aubrey 09-08-2006 11:18 AM

"what's it going to sound like in mexico?"
"um..... caliente pockets?"
"you, sir, have a gift."

Anna 09-14-2006 04:43 AM

Jaime 09-14-2006 03:47 PM

Yeesh! That's... different.

If I was ever going to do something that, I don't think I would choose dogs.

Brynn 09-14-2006 04:10 PM

mice? hippos? not that it's any of my business.

Jack Flanders 09-14-2006 06:49 PM

No, those are her "Puppies!"

smellyrayzin 09-14-2006 07:06 PM

now THAT is classy! :cool:

(i'm refering to the rib-cage-high neon green shorts, of course)

Jaime 09-14-2006 07:12 PM


Originally Posted by Brynn
mice? hippos? not that it's any of my business.

Hmm...I hadn't given that part too much thought.


Brynn 09-15-2006 06:00 PM

craig johnston 09-15-2006 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by Jaime
Hmm...I hadn't given that part too much thought.

this made me laugh out loud.

l'azizza 09-16-2006 01:44 AM

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