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smellyrayzin 09-17-2006 06:03 AM


Odbe 09-17-2006 06:24 AM


Avalon 09-17-2006 01:59 PM

The title of the new CD by Yo La Tengo:


craig johnston 09-18-2006 08:24 AM

12" in the creepy thread!


craig johnston 09-18-2006 11:27 AM

bush's brain

who said the germans had no sense of humour?


trisherina 09-18-2006 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by craig johnston
12" in the creepy thread!



ambo 09-18-2006 01:20 PM


There is a story of a boy who discovered that he had the ability to predict the future. It came through his dreams. However the future he could predict only dealt with knowing about the fact that a particular person was going to die.

It all started at the age of 8 when one night he had a nightmare concerning his Aunt Elizabeth. He told his parents that night with tears in his eyes.

“Oh don’t worry son,” his father and mother said as they put him back to bed.

The following morning though the family had a phone call. It turned out his Aunt Elizabeth had died the night before.

Now the boy was sad, but knowing his aunt was a fairly old and was sickly let his mind at ease. He did however feel that he had a particular gift. A couple of years later he had another dream, but this time was of his father. In his dream a crow had appeared and informed him that his father was going to die soon. Well this was quite upsetting to the 10 year old and after thinking it over he could not contain his fears and told his father. His father told him right then to not worry and we are all going someday anyway, but below his confident exterior he was quite worried. That day he continually looked around as though an ax was going to fall on him or a car or bus would run him over. At the end of the day when he came home his wife saw how agitated he looked.”What’s the matter?” she asked.

"Well, I’ll tell you. I’ve had probably the worst day of my life. I’ve been imagining all sorts of horrible accidents happening to me.”

“That’s incredible,” said his wife, “if you think that is something the Milkman died of a heart attack this morning, right in front of our house.”

Jack Flanders 09-20-2006 12:43 AM

l'azizza 09-20-2006 03:28 AM

Jaime 09-20-2006 03:35 AM


Originally Posted by l'azizza

I love that :D

But I hope for the sake of everyone involved that this happened before any dressing was put on the salad.

Hairy salad is one thing, but having to wash a gooey cat is far, far worse.

l'azizza 09-20-2006 03:44 AM

I think the lettuce and tomato is just garnish for the kitty.

Here's another edible pet.

trisherina 09-20-2006 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by Brynn
But I want you to know that if I ever have kids in school, I want you to be their emergency contact, okay?


lapietra 09-20-2006 02:53 PM

^^^ ditto :D

nitsupak 09-20-2006 09:16 PM

How to treat a woman
Subject: How to treat a Woman

How to treat a Woman:

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV


ambo 09-20-2006 09:49 PM

^^^ love your avatar :)

Audreyvgs 09-20-2006 09:53 PM

priceyfatprude 09-20-2006 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by l'azizza
I think the lettuce and tomato is just garnish for the kitty.

Here's another edible pet.

Awwwwwwwww. Cute thread!!!! :D :D :D :D

ambo 09-20-2006 11:22 PM


Originally Posted by Audreyvgs

Thank you so much! I saw a link to this on my MSN home page about a week ago, but when I brought it up, all I had was audio. Not quite the same!

priceyfatprude 09-20-2006 11:30 PM

Ben 09-20-2006 11:55 PM

So, I was at school today, and we got into the conversation about who voted for who. By the way, I'm Ben

Rene: Mitchell is a republican
Ben: A republican!? GET HIM!
Mitchell: I'm not a republican! I'm an independant.
Rene & Ben at the same time: So your a republican...

Jack Flanders 09-21-2006 12:17 AM


nitsupak 09-21-2006 10:07 AM

smart women
Barbara Walters of 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that the women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind
their husbands. From Ms. Walters vantage point, despite the overthrow of
the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to

The women looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes and without
hesitation, said "Land mines."
Moral of the story: Behind every man is a smart woman. :p

LeahDear 09-21-2006 10:08 AM

^^^ :D v funny

Audreyvgs 09-21-2006 12:26 PM

im not kissin yer butt,Leah, honest,... but thatthing you said about the tumbleweeds in the other forum made me laugh out loud!

All that turmoil over there is makin for some hellaciously good limericks!

LeahDear 09-21-2006 12:29 PM

thanks alot audrey.. :D

It wasn't so funny at the time though... :o

edited to add: actually it was hilarious (i thought) I had to really struggle to maintain a straight face :p

edited again to add: yeah.. don't think I've seen those threads so busy for ages... sure makes some interesting reading!

Jaime 09-21-2006 11:40 PM

:D Chinese tourist bites panda back after four pitchers

A drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it, state media said yesterday.

Zhang Xinyan had drunk four pitchers of beer at a restaurant before “stumbling to the zoo” nearby and stopping off at the pen holding a sleeping 6-year-old male panda, Gu Gu, on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.

“He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand” and jumped over a waist-high railing down into the enclosure, the newspaper said.

“When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it.” Startled, Gu Gu bit Zhang in the right leg, it said.

Zhang, a 35-year-old migrant labourer from central Henan province, got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.

“I bit the fellow in the back,” Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. “Its skin was quite thick.”

The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang, a father of two who was visiting Beijing for the first time, as saying that he had seen pandas on television and “they seemed to get along well with people.”

“No one ever said they would bite people,” Zhang said.

“I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don’t remember much.”

l'azizza 09-22-2006 02:55 AM

Was the panda hungry an hour after eating him?

Jaime 09-22-2006 03:35 AM

This camera is too big.

l'azizza 09-22-2006 04:34 AM

12"razormix 09-22-2006 10:45 AM

before it gets deleted..

I have registered new nick, as at me an intimate problem.
My wife for last 2 years very much has grown fat...
I married the harmonous woman... To not tell, what it with a problem does not do anything, tries to move more, even accepted
phentermone, has grown thin, but not much more, all this very much upsets me,
but I can is not right? How you will concern to if your wife very much will grow stout?

Jaime 09-22-2006 02:49 PM

^ that strongly reminds me of Borat from the Da Ali G show.

auntie aubrey 09-23-2006 08:40 PM

i came home and discovered this going on in my sunroom:

schark 09-24-2006 01:05 PM

"Something To Be Desired"
This promo for the current season of the web series I act in, "Something To Be Desired" makes me laugh:


Max Headroom 09-24-2006 04:26 PM

madasacutsnake 09-24-2006 07:13 PM

I think it's funny. But then, I'm the one going in to work today to remove 'SOC' from a memo.

Audreyvgs 09-25-2006 08:54 AM

um. whats soc??

madasacutsnake 09-25-2006 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by Audreyvgs
um. whats soc??


craig johnston 09-26-2006 09:16 AM


Originally Posted by schark
This promo for the current season of the web series I act in, "Something To Be Desired" makes me laugh:


go away and get:
1, a sense of humour
2, a conscience

Hyakujo's Fox 09-26-2006 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by craig johnston

go away and get:
1, a sense of humour
2, a conscience

I can hardly wait for all 40 episodes. Of course, not all of them may be as funny as an oversized hat, but I ask you, what could be? Only an even bigger hat.

schark 09-26-2006 10:52 AM

Sorry. I thought it was funny.

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