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priceyfatprude 02-08-2005 01:11 AM


Originally Posted by Large Marge
I went to two stores looking for Col. Angus...



zenbabe 02-08-2005 03:01 AM


especially because all that crap at sharper image never really works right.....

gensen 02-08-2005 08:15 AM


It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

The Pillsbury Doughboy died today of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry
Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man,
was considered a roll model for millions.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Clytie 02-08-2005 12:53 PM


rmr 02-08-2005 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by priceyfatprude


sorry marge but i'm still laughing

Audreyvgs 02-08-2005 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by madasacutsnake
He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas Eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices. -- Reverse Jesus

You know, it might have happened that way, considering what happens when a story gets told a bout a million times before somebody writes it down!

Clytie 02-08-2005 03:12 PM

good thing someone was there when it did happen and wrote it down

craig johnston 02-08-2005 03:26 PM

there was, like, an on the spot reporter?
i thought it was all told by the disciples,
who he didn't meet until he was an adult.
sorry if i'm wrong.

Large Marge 02-08-2005 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by rmr
sorry marge but i'm still laughing

Glad I could bring some joy to your morning.


Frieda 02-08-2005 07:48 PM

my usually very quiet and shy colleague Merijn about the guy from the backoffice that always answers the phone and behaves like a big bellied night club bouncer:

"doesn't he have anything more useful to do?? like wank in a corner somewhere.."

Hyakujo's Fox 02-08-2005 09:12 PM

Somethings make you laugh, shake your head, and curse simultaneously.

Hypocrisy is one of them.

"What Would Jesus Laugh At?"

madasacutsnake 02-09-2005 04:15 AM


Originally Posted by Large Marge
Yes, this comment was the epitome of restraint.

Some-one doesn't know me very well.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-09-2005 04:39 AM

I couldn't help it.

Move the mouse cursor over the name of any ward and the member picture will appear.

madasacutsnake 02-09-2005 04:41 AM


What a disappointment. I hat you now.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-09-2005 04:43 AM


I thought you already hatted me.

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