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Hermione 07-08-2005 11:13 PM

this chick has severe OCD


Originally Posted by trisherina

Brynn 07-09-2005 12:19 AM

She actually prefers the "sparse look" and is just waiting until she can buy a house large enough to achieve it.

JesusTitties 07-09-2005 12:37 AM

JesusTitties 07-09-2005 06:18 PM


venusupnorth 07-10-2005 11:33 AM

red 07-11-2005 03:45 PM

the idea that people se the virgin mary in a stain under a Chicago underpass.

venusupnorth 07-12-2005 11:13 AM

NimbleMarmoset 07-13-2005 10:37 PM

NimbleMarmoset 07-13-2005 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by madasacutsnake

Who snuck into my house and took pictures! And I thought I was the QUEEN of Chotchkees.

12"razormix 07-14-2005 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by Mean Girl
once I dreamed my front teeth fell out and I replaced them with LeeŽ Press-On Nails.


Gatsby 07-14-2005 08:59 PM

Dear Red States...

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to
the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell
research and the best beaches.
We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch
of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids
they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and
they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets
coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn
up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80
percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the
pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95
percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state
dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry,
most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with
88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah
was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in
9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people with
higher morals then we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,

The Blue States

venusupnorth 07-14-2005 09:20 PM

The best weed is from Columbia Gatsby, with the red furry stuff on it.

Besides that fact your post made me realize that my life and most of the western mans life is a big joke. If you use true logic you will get to the conclusion that the countries that don't get AID don't have oil or money making stuff?

I'm being silent for a while now and thinking about becoming a hunter in Greenland. Simple sorrows, simple pleasures...........

Frieda 07-14-2005 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by venusupnorth
The best weed is from Columbia Gatsby, with the red furry stuff on it.


Avalon 07-14-2005 10:53 PM

Someone leaving a voice mail for me singing the theme song to an atrocious kid's show... :p

lapietra 07-14-2005 10:59 PM

from the "riddle" thread

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