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Marcus Bales 05-28-2009 02:51 PM

For anyone afraid of thunderstorms, you need only incant "Where's the whiskey? Where's the whiskey?" until you can decant some into your mouth for you to feel much, much better.

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-30-2009 01:34 AM

When in doubt, ponask.

Marcus Bales 05-31-2009 08:34 AM

No matter how many layers of plastic grocery bags you use to pick up the dog's poop out on a walk, the holes mysteriously line up.

MoJoRiSin 05-31-2009 04:09 PM

those words that come to you in the morning between sleep and wakefulness
mean something

Brynn 06-01-2009 03:16 PM

Speaking of incantations, whenever you've misplaced something, repeatedly chanting "Man knows instantly everything he needs to know" while you are searching for the missing item will help you think clearly, stay calm, and eventually find the missing item sooner than you normally would have.

Marcus Bales 06-01-2009 04:34 PM

You always find what you're looking for in the last place you look. Because then you stop looking.

Hyakujo's Fox 06-17-2009 10:34 AM

Once you reach 8888 posts on this board, you are officially excused.

Marcus Bales 06-17-2009 11:23 AM

Unfortunately, once you get to 8889 you're officially indicted again.

YsaPur EsChomuw 06-17-2009 11:32 AM

If you eat some chocolate everything will turn out just fine.

dddrum 06-30-2009 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoJoRiSin (Post 411645)
those words that come to you in the morning between sleep and wakefulness
mean something

Don't ride my rooster, Raymond. See? The tops are made with cinnamon gum! Oh, I hope this is the bathroooomium mum mum mmmmummmmmm...

Marcus Bales 08-24-2009 03:26 AM

When you walk two dogs, you'd better take four bags.

Coffee 08-24-2009 06:04 PM

Bringing a cat on a leash will make you the center of attention at the dog park.

Marcus Bales 08-26-2009 10:44 AM

If you bring your cat on a leash to the dogpark no one will even notice.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-01-2009 11:14 AM

Putting a cat on a leash is illegal in many southern states.

Marcus Bales 09-02-2009 10:36 AM

"Putting a cat on a leash" is a German idiom for an expensive sex act.


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