Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger
And lick my friend's finger
and use it to anchor a kite.

Another fine day without work

Another fine day without work
I´m going to zefrank to lurk

Another fine day without work
I´m going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice

Another fine day without work
I´m going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice
It's my favorite vice

Another fine day without work
I´m going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice
It's my favorite vice
Although some consider it a quirk

My roommates finals are all over

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge
to get fully unhinged

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge
to get fully unhinged
While looking for a four leafed clover

I've run out of orange juice

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?
I think I will start drinking!