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auntie aubrey 05-13-2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero (Post 386629)
i know nothing about what it's like being a crab and i'm trying to find out - that's precisely why i asked the fvckken question in the first place!!

if you're on a game show somewhere and you're trying to cheat, i'm going to be very disappointed.

brightpearl 05-13-2008 05:40 PM

good work auntie - you've made a keen observation that gave me an insight into zero's condition without even mentioning pincers

auntie aubrey 05-13-2008 07:13 PM

the game show is probably called "wheel of crabs" or "crab bamboozle."

Hyakujo's Fox 05-13-2008 07:42 PM

"So You Think You Can Scuttle"

auntie aubrey 05-14-2008 12:00 AM

"are you smarter than a lobster?"

Marcus Bales 05-14-2008 12:23 AM

The Newlycrab Show
Whose Crab Is It, Anyway?
The Crab Is Right
Truth or Crabs
Hollywood Crabs

Coffee 05-14-2008 12:42 AM

The essence of being a crab is to know instinctively, uttery and completely that I am correct and perfect...certain that "I AM RIGHT...and all the rest of you all can take a flying &*$% for all I care, simpletons, morons, dumbasses...oh, food! nom nom mon nom".

And being crabby is to simply say all that out loud with conviction.

Jack Flanders 05-14-2008 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero (Post 386614)
?

what do you think it's like being a crab..if you could go now (your mind) into a crab, what would you see, where would you be, what would you be doing, what would you be thinking, what would you think of all the other things a crab would see.. the squids you'd see.. what's it like, do you think, being a crab?

I think it would be very lonely.. My neighbor is a crab and sees all that the other neighbors do to be happy and survive. She ...."I I I I - damn those people. They are laughing and talking to other neighbors. I hate them. Damn them. Why don't they talk to me?" And she's a real bitch, too.

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-14-2008 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero (Post 386636)
if you like we could even do another one of the same kind tomorrow only instead of crab it could be biscuit

Oooh, and I was hoping it'd be 'What is it like to be a zero?'

Frieda 05-14-2008 06:35 AM

lobster schmobster


here's a new question of the day:

i had my wisdom tooth out last week and all i can eat is soft food--
i'm totally out of inspiration, what would you eat? any good ideas? please? :):)

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-14-2008 08:13 AM

There are various kinds of soups to consider.

Bman 05-14-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YsaPur EsChomuw (Post 386656)
There are various kinds of soups to consider.

this is my answer to the crab question

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-14-2008 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bman (Post 386659)
this is my answer to the crab question

So was mine ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by YsaPur EsChomuw (Post 386615)
I'm thinking: the water's temperature is rising unpleasantly. Yes, it's definitely getting hotter and hotter. And I'm swimming in circles... I can't get out of here! Help!


brightpearl 05-14-2008 10:29 AM

Ah, the many splendors of mashed potatoes.

lukkucairi 05-14-2008 12:10 PM

damn

ah...hot organic chicken broth with lemon juice and cayenne pepper in it

standard answer to every illness-related food question :)


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