1. My sea monkey's animatronic.
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic.
3. Though his tricks are quite cunning,
4. And always so stunning

1. My sea monkey's animatronic.
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic.
3. Though his tricks are quite cunning,
4. And always so stunning
5. His penchant for fishing's ironic.

A package arrived from Peru
 

1. A package arrived from Peru

1. A package arrived from Peru
2. a big jar of Peruvian stew

1. A package arrived from Peru
2. a big jar of Peruvian stew
3. It was chock full 'o' nuts

1. A package arrived from Peru
2. a big jar of Peruvian stew
3. It was chock full 'o' nuts
4. With a side of cold cuts

1. A package arrived from Peru
2. a big jar of Peruvian stew
3. It was chock full 'o' nuts
4. With a side of cold cuts
5. What a strange, preternatural brew!

My inbox is quite full of spam ...
 

1. My inbox is quite full of spam

1. My inbox is quite full of spam
2. Free this, cheap that, what a sham!

1. My inbox is quite full of spam
2. Free this, cheap that, what a sham!
3. Bigger chest, smaller thighs ...

1. My inbox is quite full of spam
2. Free this, cheap that, what a sham!
3. Bigger chest, smaller thighs ...
4. Get rich, win a prize,

1. My inbox is quite full of spam
2. Free this, cheap that, what a sham!
3. Bigger chest, smaller thighs ...
4. Get rich, win a prize.
5. My poor email account's Hoover Dam!

Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder ...
 

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried