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Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.'

The man says: 'I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.'

priceyfatprude

01-28-2006 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by trisherina

LOL

trisherina

01-28-2006 07:38 PM

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By all accounts, Palestinians didn't choose Hamas because they reject peace talks with Israel but rather because they were fed up with graft in the ruling Fatah Party. Hamas candidates ran on a platform of clean government, largely de-emphasizing their militant credentials.

Samih al-Hattab, a 32-year-old policeman in Gaza City, said he voted for Hamas because "everyone wants change," but said he expected the group to soften its stances once in power.

madasacutsnake

01-28-2006 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox

abolla (n) the path traced by a drunk greek

Frustrated by his inability to square the circle with straightedge and compass, the philosopher Dahellamakakes eventually found he could establish many geometric results that had eluded that smarmy bastard Euclid, using only a beerbottle and table napkin. Chief among these was the construction of the abolla, the shortest path between the two local taverns that avoided passing Archimedes' house (to whom he owed money). Unfortunately most of his finest results were lost to history, many of them in fact, by the following morning.

jasmina

01-29-2006 02:38 PM

Max Headroom

01-29-2006 09:01 PM

Smartypants

01-30-2006 06:10 AM

Movie trailer.

(Caveat: May not be work safe.)

Smartypants

01-30-2006 04:25 PM

State of the Union Preview Video

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Gatsby

01-30-2006 06:55 PM

This whole thread has been an ongoing source of entertainment for me.

Jack Flanders

01-30-2006 07:06 PM

Veddy, veddy funny Smarty!!!!

Smartypants

01-31-2006 07:02 AM

A nice long clip from last night's Daily Show.

"It hurts my think bone!" LOL! :D

Smartypants

02-01-2006 06:48 AM

MSNBC's Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" Award

"You know how much Satan hates to be disturbed when American Idol is on!"

:D

Jack Flanders

02-01-2006 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Smartypants

A nice long clip from last night's Daily Show.

"It hurts my think bone!" LOL! :D

"Don't piss off Oprah!"LOL

"Wait 'til she finds out Dr. Phil is full of sh*t!"

lapietra

02-01-2006 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Max Headroom

Wow. It's *amazing* what the absence of a coupla teeth will do to your...erm... image.
(Try putting your finger over the gap - that would be a nice smile otherwise :p )

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