★ ¿ why are you late ? ★
i spent four hours climbing on top of the world's biggest aspirin |
Our goat ate my watch.
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i fell asleep sitting on the toilet
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Irritable bowel syndrome
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I, by accident, sat on the fast forward button of a time machine
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i was watching dr Phil
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and then i forgot to go to bed while posting on zefrank.com/bulletin_new
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I slept well.
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everything happens just as it is supposed to happen
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A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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i was doing an etching of beyoncé talking to a water spout |
Late is chic!
& early birds miss the beauty of deep night. |
i was auditioning for the part of "minnow face slippy lips" in the ladybird version of terminator salvation |
Why are you so damn early?!
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i drank over a 1000 jars of tom ka gai paste last night for a bet and when i woke up this morning i was a higgs boson |
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pete sampras stopped me in the street and asked me to glue sequins to his karate belt |
I had to do with rice corns and a chessboard.... puh this 2^64 is some number, oh and there will be milk rice on special offer in the pub this and the next few Fridays.... ;)
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i was with britney spears re-enacting the apollo moon landing with a hula hoop |
i went to a concert to hear some music and there was gridlock trying to exit
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i was taking the hobbits to isengard
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too many stairs
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i had to traverse a crevasse in search of food |
i had to bring the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow home first
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two japanese ladies with frozen foreheads blocked my windpipe with tinfoil and frisbee instructions |
because the gas wasn't pure enough |
I had to telephone Superman to stop the giant asteroid hurtling towards this very spot.
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I missed the boat beacause I started tracking down the source of a photo of an A frame house and ended up reading about
downsizing and moving to "Great Exuma", one of the Family Islands in the Bahamas |
i got took a wrong turn and got caught up in showjumping |
Been catching molecular butterflies.
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Cuz i hate you and arriving late pisses you off.
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the sheets were so clean and soft and such a dreamy misty pale greenish gray
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there was a chow on my balcony eating from a hanging finch-sized ball of suet and it was flapping it's wings to be able to peck from it and i just had to film it with my mobile
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it was still 0-0 after extra time so then i had to have a penalty shoot out against the ghost of a midgie |
Wasn't it a holiday?
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I forgot all about time, at the bus stop, while chatting with Yeti - or one of his doppelgangers.
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tonight, at the bus stop, a really nice girl talked to me and i just couldn't pull myself away!
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I am having a hard time putting my finger on it
(the map) |
I ran out of enthusiasm.
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I'm not late, you're early.
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