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ambo 07-03-2003 01:53 PM

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast
2. He's quite a bit sicker than most

chuckie egg 07-03-2003 02:35 PM

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast
2. He's quite a bit sicker than most
3. He wriggles and wiggles

chimeric 07-03-2003 03:00 PM

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast
2. He's quite a bit sicker than most
3. He wriggles and wiggles
4. He gives me the giggles

zenbabe 07-03-2003 03:28 PM

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast
2. He's quite a bit sicker than most
3. He wriggles and wiggles
4. He gives me the giggles
5. I heard he was caught off the coast

nycwriters 07-03-2003 04:06 PM

1. Whenever I journey to France

zenbabe 07-03-2003 06:33 PM

1. Whenever I journey to France
2. I always take extra PANTS

amanda 07-03-2003 10:04 PM

1. Whenever I journey to France
2. I always take extra PANTS
3. for there is a girl I adore

zenbabe 07-03-2003 10:05 PM

1. Whenever I journey to France
2. I always take extra PANTS
3. for there is a girl I adore
4. And I am such a whore

periwnklepuddin 07-04-2003 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zenbabe
1. Whenever I journey to France
2. I always take extra PANTS
3. for there is a girl I adore
4. And I am such a whore

5. I'd strip to see her implants.

zenbabe 07-04-2003 09:12 AM

1. Today there will be some explosions

sandy_jgg 07-04-2003 12:42 PM

1. Today there will be some explosions
2. And half-naked people with lotions

AllegroNg 07-04-2003 01:26 PM

1. Today there will be some explosions
2. And half-naked people with lotions
3. We'll see some nice bootie

ambo 07-05-2003 12:27 AM

1. Today there will be some explosions
2. And half-naked people with lotions
3. We'll see some nice bootie
4. And someone's patooty

dinzdale 07-09-2003 01:00 PM

1. Today there will be some explosions
2. And half-naked people with lotions
3. We'll see some nice bootie
4. And someone's patooty
5. As it rotates in circular motion

ambo 07-09-2003 05:25 PM

1. A guy and his willy are best friends

flabbygums 07-09-2003 05:31 PM

1. A guy and his willy are best friends
2 A relationship women just don't apprehend

amanda 07-09-2003 09:58 PM

1. A guy and his willy are best friends
2 A relationship women just don't apprehend
3. Some men talk to theirs by name

AllegroNg 07-09-2003 10:21 PM

1. A guy and his willy are best friends
2 A relationship women just don't apprehend
3. Some men talk to theirs by name
4. 'Cause willies aren't really tame

dinzdale 07-10-2003 09:45 AM

1. A guy and his willy are best friends
2 A relationship women just don't apprehend
3. Some men talk to theirs by name
4. 'Cause willies aren't really tame
5. They're wild and they're free and they bend.

ambo 07-10-2003 11:16 PM

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?

Ruhinat 07-11-2003 07:11 AM

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?
2. Just because I'm an average cave dweller

RuneT 07-11-2003 07:37 AM

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?
2. Just because I'm an average cave dweller
3. Look, a new member!

dickieC 07-11-2003 07:54 AM

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?
2. Just because I'm an average cave dweller
3. Look, a new member!
4. D'you think she'll remember

RuneT 07-11-2003 08:54 AM

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?
2. Just because I'm an average cave dweller
3. Look, a new member!
4. D'you think she'll remember
5. To ever leave ze's celler?

chuckie egg 07-11-2003 09:00 AM

1. And so, I start another

RuneT 07-11-2003 09:02 AM

1. And so, I start another
2. Before I'm too sober

flabbygums 07-11-2003 11:39 AM

1. And so, I start another
2. Before I'm too sober
3. Rhyming need not matter

ambo 07-11-2003 04:42 PM

1. And so, I start another
2. Before I'm too sober
3. Rhyming need not matter
4. It's all just pitter patter

dinzdale 07-11-2003 05:57 PM

1. And so, I start another
2. Before I'm too sober
3. Rhyming need not matter
4. It's all just pitter patter
5. and pretty soon it's over

RuneT 07-11-2003 06:52 PM

1. oh baby slap me

moel 07-11-2003 06:54 PM

1. oh baby slap me
2. and make me happy

amanda 07-11-2003 10:50 PM

1. oh baby slap me
2. and make me happy
3. that dress you wore

Ruhinat 07-12-2003 07:43 PM

1. oh baby slap me
2. and make me happy
3. that dress you wore
4. was quite a bore

AllegroNg 07-12-2003 10:44 PM

1. oh baby slap me
2. and make me happy
3. that dress you wore
4. was quite a bore
5. why you laughing?

nycwriters 07-13-2003 02:19 AM

1. It's late an everyone's asleep

flabbygums 07-13-2003 03:05 AM

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep

nycwriters 07-13-2003 03:45 AM

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long

flabbygums 07-13-2003 03:51 AM

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long
4. They were probably hittin' the bong

zenbabe 07-13-2003 01:15 PM

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long
4. They were probably hittin' the bong
5. For most that is not a terrible leap

dinzdale 07-14-2003 11:42 AM

A lizardly lawyer called Beale


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