This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...
or a day? maybe more?

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...
or a day? maybe more?
I don't know, but my tongue's all atwitter

I wish you could clearly explain

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours
About some dark towers

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours
About some dark towers
In a most labyrinthine vein.

Who in the world ever knew

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty
but I just think its pasty

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty
but I just think its pasty
But delicious if you have had a few brews.

My cat likes to knock things off tables

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip
then does a backflip

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip
then does a backflip
And lands on my copy of Anne of Green Gables

We're almost at a hundred thou

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps
And they don't come cheap

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps
And they don't come cheap
Ze frank, how art thou?

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count

eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count
Whats that all about?

eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count
Whats that all about?
Fungi, now plasma, get the brooms.

My favourite beans are arabica

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine
And then do a line

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine
And then do a line
Off the cover of Encyc. Brittanica

I can't claim that I am insane

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late
It seems to be fate

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late
It seems to be fate
I guess I am destined for fame

Have you ever had such a day