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Coffee 11-12-2003 05:52 PM

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?

funkytuba 11-12-2003 08:33 PM

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...

Coffee 11-12-2003 09:09 PM

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...
or a day? maybe more?

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 10:27 PM

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...
or a day? maybe more?
I don't know, but my tongue's all atwitter

rapscalious rob 11-13-2003 02:53 AM

I wish you could clearly explain

Audreyvgs 11-13-2003 08:54 AM

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane

carolyn81 11-13-2003 01:02 PM

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours

Klynne 11-13-2003 07:43 PM

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours
About some dark towers

lapietra 11-13-2003 07:55 PM

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours
About some dark towers
In a most labyrinthine vein.

Klynne 11-13-2003 08:12 PM

Who in the world ever knew

Audreyvgs 11-14-2003 12:47 AM

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?

Klynne 11-14-2003 11:38 PM

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty

Audreyvgs 11-14-2003 11:40 PM

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty
but I just think its pasty

Klynne 11-14-2003 11:42 PM

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty
but I just think its pasty
But delicious if you have had a few brews.

carolyn81 11-14-2003 11:52 PM

My cat likes to knock things off tables

Klynne 11-14-2003 11:57 PM

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables

lapietra 11-15-2003 03:21 AM

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip

funkytuba 11-15-2003 05:52 AM

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip
then does a backflip

Klynne 11-15-2003 05:07 PM

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip
then does a backflip
And lands on my copy of Anne of Green Gables

Audreyvgs 11-16-2003 08:50 PM

We're almost at a hundred thou

Klynne 11-16-2003 08:55 PM

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how

Audreyvgs 11-16-2003 08:59 PM

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps

Klynne 11-16-2003 09:01 PM

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps
And they don't come cheap

Klynne 11-17-2003 10:14 PM

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps
And they don't come cheap
Ze frank, how art thou?

funkytuba 11-18-2003 03:28 AM

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms

zenbabe 11-18-2003 03:31 AM

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms

funkytuba 11-18-2003 04:26 AM

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count

Klynne 11-18-2003 08:00 PM

eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count
Whats that all about?

Coffee 11-18-2003 11:33 PM

eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count
Whats that all about?
Fungi, now plasma, get the brooms.

catbelly 11-18-2003 11:38 PM

My favourite beans are arabica

carolyn81 11-19-2003 12:01 AM

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica

catbelly 11-19-2003 12:08 AM

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine

Klynne 11-19-2003 12:33 AM

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine
And then do a line

catbelly 11-19-2003 01:00 AM

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine
And then do a line
Off the cover of Encyc. Brittanica

zenbabe 11-19-2003 05:13 AM

I can't claim that I am insane

jaymirror 11-19-2003 08:34 AM

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane

Audreyvgs 11-19-2003 09:00 AM

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late

jaymirror 11-19-2003 09:02 AM

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late
It seems to be fate

nycwriters 11-19-2003 02:41 PM

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late
It seems to be fate
I guess I am destined for fame

Klynne 11-21-2003 01:27 AM

Have you ever had such a day


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