The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose on her hands and her knees |
The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose on her hands and her knees just trying to please |
The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose on her hands and her knees just trying to please and holding a dick with her toes. |
While holding a dick with her toes
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While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose |
While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose She screamed when she saw |
While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose She screamed when she saw it approaching her jaw |
While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose She screamed when she saw it approaching her jaw Dodged, missed and it rammed up her nose |
In her nose, the dick did get stuck
|
In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck |
In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck As thoughts she lost |
In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck As thoughts she lost at no real cost |
In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck As thoughts she lost at no real cost she thought 'wow', what a mind fvck! :eek: |
The lady that's out in her car
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The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre! |
The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre! She freaky and wild |
The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre! She freaky and wild Like Dubya's child |
The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre! She freaky and wild Like Dubya's child when she's out at a bar! |
The waitress says its Last Call
|
The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all |
The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all to make up for lost time |
The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all to make up for lost time salt tequila and lime |
The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all to make up for lost time salt tequila and lime and 10 bucks to get her to stall |
tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
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tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR |
tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR |
tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR aNd raN oUt oF AiR |
tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR aNd raN oUt oF AiR So oF My doMain, I'm Not maSter |
The reason I have had my success
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The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts |
The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts If you give me a pin |
The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts If you give me a pin I'll pop in a whim |
The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts If you give me a pin I'll pop in a whim and make a big mess on my best vest. |
I wonder why cookies are round
|
I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned |
I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned So they'll float in the glass? |
I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned So they'll float in the glass? Making an easier repast? |
I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned So they'll float in the glass? Making an easier repast? O Cookie you're a snack most profound |
"That bugger made off with my purse!"
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"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!" |
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