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madasacutsnake 11-07-2004 04:36 AM

"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!"
I'm Mad and I'm free

funkytuba 11-14-2004 05:47 AM

"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!"
I'm Mad and I'm free
when that bloke has to pee

Gatsby 11-14-2004 09:24 PM

"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!"
I'm Mad and I'm free
when that bloke has to pee
I'll reclaim my purse with a curse!

madasacutsnake 11-23-2004 10:34 AM

If you're not mad to start with, you will be

Hyakujo's Fox 11-23-2004 11:59 AM

If you're not mad to start with, you will be
and when you hear what I paid, you'll kill me

funkytuba 11-23-2004 01:30 PM

If you're not mad to start with, you will be
and when you hear what I paid, you'll kill me
but this shopping binge

daverbee 11-23-2004 08:32 PM

If you're not mad to start with, you will be
and when you hear what I paid, you'll kill me
but this shopping binge
has made even me cringe

zenbabe 11-23-2004 11:36 PM

If you're not mad to start with, you will be
and when you hear what I paid, you'll kill me
but this shopping binge
has made even me cringe
They were 1/3 of the price, so I bought three

lapietra 11-24-2004 07:32 AM

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft

Audreyvgs 11-28-2004 04:32 AM

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft

Gatsby 11-28-2004 06:27 AM

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall

Hyakujo's Fox 11-28-2004 10:13 PM

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall
off your head like a ball

trisherina 11-28-2004 11:09 PM

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall
off your head like a ball
If you ever bent over and coughed.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2004 03:00 AM

While searching for your Christmas gift

funkytuba 11-29-2004 04:38 AM

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift

xfox 11-29-2004 04:45 AM

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed

Hyakujo's Fox 11-30-2004 11:43 AM

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed
keep it tasteful - don't get biffed

daverbee 12-07-2004 03:02 PM

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed
keep it tasteful - don't get biffed
and someone's spirits you will surely uplift!

Gatsby 12-07-2004 06:57 PM

There once was a donkey-less priest

trisherina 12-07-2004 07:46 PM

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast

Gatsby 12-07-2004 08:51 PM

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba

Hyakujo's Fox 12-07-2004 10:21 PM

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba
Who sent him to cuba

Aphrodite 12-07-2004 11:51 PM

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba
Who sent him to cuba
Which didn't suit him in the least

Gatsby 12-08-2004 10:49 PM

A rat in a hat on a mat

Spicy Jack 12-08-2004 11:08 PM

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat

Gatsby 12-08-2004 11:14 PM

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat
so it sat on the mat

Spicy Jack 12-08-2004 11:23 PM

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat
so it sat on the mat
with hopes gone kersplat

zenbabe 12-09-2004 01:27 AM

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat
so it sat on the mat
with hopes gone kersplat
of finishing in the proper format

Hyakujo's Fox 12-09-2004 11:42 PM

I ran my hands over your backside

Gatsby 12-10-2004 01:29 AM

I ran my hands over your backside
To get my fill of thrills on your joyride

daverbee 12-10-2004 01:08 PM

I ran my hands over your backside
To get my fill of thrills on your joyride
grinding and humping

Gatsby 12-10-2004 11:06 PM

I ran my hands over your backside
To get my fill of thrills on your joyride
grinding and humping
the rhythm was bumping

Coffee 12-11-2004 12:18 AM

I ran my hands over your backside
To get my fill of thrills on your joyride
grinding and humping
the rhythm was bumping
I'm holding on tight to your slick hide.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-11-2004 12:30 PM

For hours I sat at the station

joppa.gal 12-11-2004 02:26 PM

For hours I sat at the station
With a ticket yet no motivation-

Gatsby 12-12-2004 02:18 AM

For hours I sat at the station
With a ticket yet no motivation-
The trains all roll by

Hyakujo's Fox 12-13-2004 11:18 PM

For hours I sat at the station
With a ticket yet no motivation-
The trains all roll by
While I stare at the sky

Marcus Bales 12-14-2004 03:15 PM

For hours I sat at the station
With a ticket yet no motivation-
The trains all roll by
While I stare at the sky
And contemplate predestination.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-15-2004 05:53 AM

Destiny, it is you I resist

Coffee 12-15-2004 11:27 PM

Destiny, it is you I resist
Fate, you've got no right to insist


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