men don't wear hats anymore
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should be electric eel in the lamp
striped awnings are tacky |
The sign above the shop window shouldn't read POHS but POSH, right?
NEW! QOTD for 9/12/2008 ¿Which words would you advise Oxford University Press to remove from its Junior Dictionary? |
the few words that I think children shouldn't rush to learn are surely omitted already, so I'd have to say I can't see any reason to remove any words (though I've never actually looked through a junior dictionary)
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storm, teacup, pedantic and busybody
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dictionary
as it's clearly meaningless :) |
I think intelligent will have to go soon, too. :eek:
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And also kumquat as it sounds naughty.
And gesticulate. Oh oh oh ...and cumulonimbus. |
... and cow as it can also be holy!
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Well, cows will go on being cows just the same as they have no idea whether or not they're in the dictionary. As long as religion leaves to Oxford what is Oxford's, it'll do just fine.
PS rectory ever so filthy. |
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PS and annals must be full of grime, too. |
I want bacon in my dictionary dammit...
and an extra definition of cheese! :mad: |
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"the," "a," "an,"
let's raise a generation without articles! |
20081212¿otd sloth talks! |
Where's the %*&@* remote?!?
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"I didn't do it!"
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intelligent design,
your majesty. |
"operating this cup requires opposable thumbs. please fetc.. bring me my squirty nalgene instead."
how many times am I going to get that 403 error before I mend my ways?! |
"ohhh shiiitt. soorryy. wwwhherrees thhhe wwwippes. nnoonnoo I'lll geettt itt. ssooonn. rreaallyy...
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‘Hiccup—sniccup—look up—right up—three drops in a cup—is good for the hiccup’
alternatively: 'What are ya starin' at?' |
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♫did you ever sit ona settee-mouse |
**** the rainforest, this is living.
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**** I do need a more expressive face! Where's the yellow pages?
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QOTD 20081212
¿ how do you find your way out ?  |
Climb. I've done that.:D
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wait for fire.
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What? You mean there IS a way out?
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My previous habit has been to dig a hole.
However, my current goal is to see whether I can enjoy being in the maze. |
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MAZES ARE SO RUBBISH - i'm not going in it. if people are daft enough to go in them in the first place then it serves them right if they get stuck |
"Amaze is a maze is amaze or is a maze a maze not amaze? ...."
I will repeat that so long until the maze is confused and/or pissed off enough and simply walks away! Mondayish QotD:¿ This is a small part of a larger picture -- what's on that picture ? |
looks like mildew, and maybe a pee stain, along with a fragment of a painted image :p
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the ears of a holy dog* with a red halo and pervading smell (the latter is indicated by the coffee stain)
* It's actually my avatar :eek: |
gnomes!
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re: yesterday's question
The who can reach the rather high keyhole just walk though the two doors located about 1/3 of the way up the photo on the left, making sure no children are watching the children cut through the bushes sometimes but once you are cought by the gardener you are doomed to take over his mowing routine until the job is COMPLETELY FINISHED! COMPLETELY FINISHED. |
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because it makes me SO MAD that acannie tell what's on that picture that it's a small part of despite staring at the bloodyfvckken thing for half an arsing hour |
watch out for the settee mouse!
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you have a settee mouse too?! terrible aren't they?
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