There was a young man called Bob..

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy
4. So they blew his knee-cappies

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy
4. So they blew his knee-cappies
5. And now he can't swim: he just bobs

There once was a lady from Brooklyn

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made
4. and served them to her husband, Slade.

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made
4. and served them to her husband, Slade.
5. then she, to the hospital, took him.

(gotta do it)

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket

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1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor
4. and begged me for more

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor
4. and begged me for more
5. I gave her some corn and she shucked it