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Frieda 12-06-2003 10:22 PM

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind

nycwriters 12-06-2003 10:23 PM

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight

Audreyvgs 12-06-2003 10:31 PM

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight
my abs are a fright

funkytuba 12-07-2003 03:24 AM

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight
my abs are a fright
and my boobs are all up in a bind

Klynne 12-07-2003 09:19 PM

Must go out and buy some smokes

Coffee 12-08-2003 02:04 PM

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.

Audreyvgs 12-08-2003 03:03 PM

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal

funkytuba 12-08-2003 08:15 PM

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal
it throws off my beagle

Klynne 12-08-2003 08:54 PM

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal
it throws off my beagle
He tosses and turns and chokes!

catbelly 12-08-2003 09:10 PM

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?

zenbabe 12-08-2003 09:21 PM

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!

funkytuba 12-08-2003 09:31 PM

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge

zenbabe 12-08-2003 09:46 PM

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge
Stuck behind my Aunt Midge

Coffee 12-08-2003 10:35 PM

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge
Stuck behind my Aunt Midge
Screw it, i'll eat it, i'm in a hurry.

Klynne 12-08-2003 10:37 PM

Oh how will I ever know

dinzdale 12-09-2003 12:03 PM

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?

Audreyvgs 12-09-2003 12:26 PM

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool

dinzdale 12-09-2003 12:44 PM

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool
(shows off my big tool)

Klynne 12-09-2003 07:34 PM

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool
(shows off my big tool)
On which I like to wear a red bow

Hyakujo's Fox 12-09-2003 09:06 PM

Just waiting alongside the phone

zenbabe 12-09-2003 10:18 PM

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone

Klynne 12-09-2003 10:31 PM

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver

catbelly 12-09-2003 10:32 PM

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver
But tripped on my beaver

Klynne 12-09-2003 11:15 PM

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver
But tripped on my beaver
My full body cast makes me moan

RevEf 12-10-2003 02:16 AM

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.

Audreyvgs 12-10-2003 10:26 AM

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant

flabbygums 12-10-2003 12:36 PM

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
We had to pull him off Cyndi Lauper

Audreyvgs 12-10-2003 01:33 PM

Not a good day to mess with me
 
Syntax is 3 3 2 2 3. You do this on purpose, I've seen your site and I know you're smarter than this.

catbelly 12-10-2003 03:16 PM

OK aud you scared everybody!! :)
 
You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red

Audreyvgs 12-10-2003 04:12 PM

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red
as he pummeled my head

catbelly 12-10-2003 04:21 PM

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red
as he pummeled my head
Later on, I'll be Advil reliant :(

Klynne 12-10-2003 08:22 PM

Oh what a frightful sight

Coffee 12-10-2003 09:39 PM

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight

zenbabe 12-10-2003 09:57 PM

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger

Klynne 12-10-2003 10:05 PM

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger
And lick my friend's finger

lapietra 12-11-2003 03:20 PM

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger
And lick my friend's finger
and use it to anchor a kite.

lapietra 12-11-2003 03:20 PM

Another fine day without work

Frieda 12-11-2003 04:38 PM

Another fine day without work
Im going to zefrank to lurk

maychorian 12-11-2003 05:01 PM

Another fine day without work
Im going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice

lapietra 12-11-2003 05:42 PM

Another fine day without work
Im going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice
It's my favorite vice


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