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madasacutsnake 03-02-2005 06:15 AM

I've got such a terrible cold
When I sneeze I entirely fold
Then need to readjust

Marcus Bales 03-02-2005 02:46 PM

I've got such a terrible cold
When I sneeze I entirely fold
Then need to readjust
My bra on my bust

Kerin 03-03-2005 05:21 AM

I've got such a terrible cold
When I sneeze I entirely fold
Then need to readjust
My bra on my bust
Before they get covered in mould

rapscalious rob 03-03-2005 05:44 AM

there once was a sunning young runt

Marcus Bales 03-03-2005 12:17 PM

there once was a sunning young runt
Who held up a mirror in front

Hyakujo's Fox 03-03-2005 02:20 PM

there once was a sunning young runt
Who held up a mirror in front
to see a reflection

Aphrodite 03-03-2005 02:37 PM

there once was a sunning young runt
Who held up a mirror in front
to see a reflection
perceived as perfection

madasacutsnake 03-04-2005 02:40 AM

there once was a sunning young runt
Who held up a mirror in front
to see a reflection
perceived as perfection
But saw only instead a fairly average face and body.

Marcus Bales 03-04-2005 01:51 PM

To the mirror she said, "I'm in luck!"

madasacutsnake 03-04-2005 11:32 PM

To the mirror she said, "I'm in luck!"
I've a coupon for a nip and tuck

Marcus Bales 03-05-2005 12:33 AM

To the mirror she said, "I'm in luck!
I've a coupon for a nip and tuck."
So she did up her hair
But before she got there

trisherina 03-05-2005 04:48 AM

To the mirror she said, "I'm in luck!
I've a coupon for a nip and tuck."
So she did up her hair
But before she got there
She ran over herself with a truck.

madasacutsnake 03-07-2005 11:28 PM

It looked like it needed surgery

Marcus Bales 03-10-2005 01:52 PM

It looked like it needed surgery
In the background the music was dirgery

madasacutsnake 03-11-2005 12:21 AM

It looked like it needed surgery
In the background the music was dirgery
Trust Marcus to find a rhyme

zenbabe 03-12-2005 08:21 PM

It looked like it needed surgery
In the background the music was dirgery
Trust Marcus to find a rhyme
And to do it in time

madasacutsnake 03-12-2005 11:21 PM

It looked like it needed surgery
In the background the music was dirgery
Trust Marcus to find a rhyme
And to do it in time
Though "dirgery" sounds like a firgery

Hyakujo's Fox 03-13-2005 01:14 PM

I spent all my money on roses

Marcus Bales 03-13-2005 02:07 PM

I spent all my money on Roses
Sweet Lime Juice and rum, which disposes

trisherina 03-13-2005 03:50 PM

I spent all my money on Roses
Sweet Lime Juice and rum, which disposes
Of worries apace

funkytuba 03-14-2005 01:00 AM

I spent all my money on Roses
Sweet Lime Juice and rum, which disposes
Of worries apace
but soon I shall face

trisherina 03-14-2005 06:36 AM

I spent all my money on Roses
Sweet Lime Juice and rum, which disposes
Of worries apace
but soon I shall face
The Trinity, followed by Moses.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-14-2005 11:56 PM

I bought her the perfect limousine

madasacutsnake 03-15-2005 01:08 AM

I bought her the perfect limousine
She said, "I'm really not fond of green"

Marcus Bales 03-15-2005 12:33 PM

I bought her the perfect limousine
She said, "I'm really not fond of green --
And I don't suppose
You've got one perfect rose

madasacutsnake 03-15-2005 09:04 PM

I bought her the perfect limousine
She said, "I'm really not fond of green --
And I don't suppose
You've got one perfect rose --
No, it's never my luck it would seem"

Marcus Bales 03-15-2005 09:47 PM

I smell the approaching of spring

Hyakujo's Fox 03-15-2005 11:31 PM

I smell the approaching of spring
I wonder just what it might bring

madasacutsnake 03-16-2005 12:00 AM

I smell the approaching of spring
I wonder just what it might bring
limousines and roses
tulips and garden hoses

Marcus Bales 03-16-2005 01:44 AM

I smell the approaching of spring
I wonder just what it might bring
limousines and roses
tulips and garden hoses ...
are all of us thinking one thing?

madasacutsnake 03-16-2005 02:30 AM

Let's do it like bunnies, she said

Hyakujo's Fox 03-16-2005 06:20 AM

Let's do it like bunnies, she said
They set to it like minks instead

madasacutsnake 03-16-2005 07:40 AM

Let's do it like bunnies, she said
They set to it like minks instead
Then went at it like otters

Hyakujo's Fox 03-18-2005 12:27 AM

Let's do it like bunnies, she said
They set to it like minks instead
Then went at it like otters
Red as communist plotters

madasacutsnake 03-18-2005 11:55 PM

Let's do it like bunnies, she said
They set to it like minks instead
Then went at it like otters
Red as communist plotters
Then she ate him because he was dead

Marcus Bales 03-19-2005 05:10 AM

So Martha is now out of jail

funkytuba 03-19-2005 06:22 AM

So Martha is now out of jail
and not with a file nor a nail

Marcus Bales 03-19-2005 01:53 PM

So Martha is now out of jail
and not with a file nor a nail
oh, isn't it funny
a whole lot of money

trisherina 03-19-2005 04:28 PM

So Martha is now out of jail
and not with a file nor a nail
oh, isn't it funny
a whole lot of money
Can help you continue to fail.

Marcus Bales 03-20-2005 03:08 AM

She said she was more than eighteen


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