1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
4. On my black leather boot

1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
4. On my black leather boot
5. And he's soft and his breath smells of fishes.

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
4. Made one just for me!

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
4. Made one just for me!
5. And I have to thank him a bunch!

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
4. and many names of birds

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
4. and many names of birds
5. Like "Centropus phasianinus".

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
4. But she'll argue all night

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
4. But she'll argue all night
5. about which guy was cuter on Chips

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Hey, I didn't make it. Don't get mad at me.

yeah? and?

1. computer chit-chats late at night

1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight

1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed

1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
4. your friendships can get thrashed

1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
4. your friendships can get thrashed
5. Then there's make-up sex after the fight!

1. I'm going to climb up a hill

1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill

1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown

1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
4. and have her go down

1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
4. and have her go down
5. to the store for some anti-burn goo.

1. I could use a really stiff drink

1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink

1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit

1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
4. then lean over and spit

1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
4. then lean over and spit
5. Shoo! That stuff's stronger than you'd think

1. The stipper is soon to arrive

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five.

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long

(it's too easy)

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
4. I'm not all that strong

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
4. I'm not all that strong
5. guess I'll resort to a little hand jive.

1. This chicken is staring me down