1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,
5.There is now plenty of food for the rats

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word
5. And maybe you'll get out alive.

Suppose you wake up in your yard,

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say

from your hammock where you lay

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say
4. From your hammock where you lay
5. The wife threw it, and caught you off guard!

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around