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Hyakujo's Fox 02-09-2012 09:00 AM

my sweet, tooth hasn't grinded and tongue hasn't mashed
like this for some time

Hyakujo's Fox 02-09-2012 10:54 AM

I've seldom done this,
Landing by fortunate knack
Right on seventeen!

Marcus Bales 02-13-2012 01:30 PM

One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen.

Coffee 02-14-2012 12:45 PM

Fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one.

Marcus Bales 02-15-2012 02:14 PM

Hindsight may be twenty-twenty, but foresight is what you get paid for.

Coffee 02-16-2012 03:57 AM

Invention is ten percent inspiration, and 90 percent sweat.

Marcus Bales 02-16-2012 09:58 AM

Argh, don't put provolone cheese on a breakfast sandwich; oog; ptui.

Breakfast Cheese Blues
For John Bales

Some Chesdale, Cheddar, Edam, Gouda,
Or sheep cheese from Bayonne,
Or Brynzda, Bros, or Brie but who the
Hell wants provolone?

Oh thanks a lot for bitching,
and waking the muse
Cause now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

Among the breakfast sandwich cheeses
One fact is clearly known:
Use almost any cheese but, Jesus!
Don't use provolone.

Oh thanks a lot for sharing
Your curdling views
Now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

On bacon, ham, or sausage, slowly
Melt the cheese, and moan --
Anticipation's good, but holy
Cow! Not provolone!

Oh thanks a lot for posting
Your curd and whey news
Now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

Bacon, sausage, ham, whatever
On wrap, croissant, or scone;
For me the only rule is never
Never provolone!

Thanks a lot for shouting out
The cheese you refuse
Now everyone has breakfast cheese blues --
Those ooey-gooey, yum-umami
Breakfast cheese blues;
Yes, thanks a lot for shouting out
The cheese don'ts and dos,
Those hold-it-all-inside applied
Breakfast cheese blues.

Brynn 02-19-2012 09:25 PM

All alone with my provolone, all alone in my cheesy delights.

Bman 02-20-2012 12:37 AM

What am I going to do with all of these strange chaotic attractors?

Marcus Bales 02-20-2012 01:20 AM

In the future you would do well to remember I am mostly right.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-21-2012 03:54 AM

1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts.

Marcus Bales 02-24-2012 12:29 PM

Don't forget to take the dogs out for a pee before you go to work.

MoJoRiSin 04-15-2012 11:41 AM

"filming a special person today for his first segment in a show"

(^ a good one) :)

trisherina 08-13-2012 01:19 PM

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl; some day I'm gonna make her mine.

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