1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around
4. And as I lay on the ground,

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around
4. And as I lay there on the ground,
5. I puked, and the whole party stopped.

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot
4. And mangled my foot

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot
4. And mangled my foot
5. Those mountains are way way too tall.

I once stuck a bean in my nose...














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Those last two were beautiful, you guys!!

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good
Kept me from breathin' like I should

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good
Kept me from breathin' like I should
When i sneezed, limas would show!

I have this cool coat that is orange

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled