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Hyakujo's Fox 04-26-2004 04:50 AM

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling
and excess ka-ching
He stays low to avoid the publicity

Gatsby 04-26-2004 05:18 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang

Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 05:21 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang

daverbee 04-26-2004 05:58 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed

Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 06:48 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed

funkytuba 04-26-2004 08:50 PM

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed
He must be in need of some poon tang

Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 08:53 PM

A little poon tang he has got

funkytuba 04-26-2004 08:56 PM

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught

Klynne 04-26-2004 09:30 PM

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted

Hyakujo's Fox 04-26-2004 10:13 PM

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered

catbelly 04-26-2004 11:31 PM

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered
It detached, and so all was for naught.

straymonk 04-27-2004 01:38 AM

He had a detachable penis

Audreyvgs 04-27-2004 02:11 AM

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this

Hyakujo's Fox 04-27-2004 07:47 AM

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger

daverbee 04-27-2004 10:05 AM

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger


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