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lapietra 05-07-2004 04:17 PM

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please
I'm jacked up on feta
I'm busting my sweater

dinzdale 05-07-2004 04:44 PM

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please
I'm jacked up on feta
I'm busting my sweater
and waving my pants in the breeze

Spicy Jack 05-07-2004 04:51 PM

Mr. D was quite distraught

dinzdale 05-07-2004 04:53 PM

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought

Spicy Jack 05-07-2004 04:56 PM

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought

straymonk 05-07-2004 08:42 PM

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought
"The thief must be caught!"

Spicy Jack 05-07-2004 08:48 PM

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought
"The thief must be caught!"
For taking my cheese from it's spot!

lapietra 05-07-2004 08:53 PM

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat

straymonk 05-07-2004 08:54 PM

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat

Smartypants 05-07-2004 08:55 PM

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float


Damn. Sorry. Again I can edit but not delete. :(

lapietra 05-07-2004 09:07 PM

YAY! a twofer! :)
 
Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants


Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick

straymonk 05-07-2004 10:14 PM

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and his prize-winning plants


Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
which made Dinz quite sick

Hyakujo's Fox 05-07-2004 10:17 PM

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and gave his manties a glance

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
Dinz's payback was quick

Hyakujo's Fox 05-07-2004 10:18 PM

oh, dear! :eek: :rolleyes: :D

Smartypants 05-07-2004 10:20 PM

I ain't touching those!! ROFL!


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