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trisherina 01-30-2005 06:22 AM

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,

Large Marge 01-30-2005 06:49 AM

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,
contemplating the void

madasacutsnake 01-30-2005 09:38 AM

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,
contemplating the void
which Liza had left in his bucket

Hyakujo's Fox 01-30-2005 11:40 AM

There once was this very old geezer

trisherina 01-30-2005 04:14 PM

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer

Large Marge 01-30-2005 07:48 PM

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,

Hyakujo's Fox 01-30-2005 10:30 PM

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,
to serve my wife Pam

madasacutsnake 01-31-2005 01:05 AM

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,
to serve my wife Pam
But now I'm iced up I can't please her"

Large Marge 01-31-2005 02:05 AM

Carrie liked very large pancakes

Hyakujo's Fox 02-01-2005 03:34 AM

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes

Large Marge 02-01-2005 04:22 AM

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk

ambo 02-01-2005 06:22 PM

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk
And a large bow of silk

Marcus Bales 02-01-2005 11:57 PM

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk
And a large bow of silk
All catered by nine magic mandrakes.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-02-2005 12:00 AM

the doctor prescribed me some pills

Marcus Bales 02-02-2005 12:08 AM

the doctor prescribed me some pills
that tasted like over-ripe dills


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