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LeahDear 05-16-2006 09:25 AM

The new Bishop met with the press
To clear up the scandalous mess,
"Effective today
is the right to convey

Zatoichi 05-16-2006 05:17 PM

The new Bishop met with the press
To clear up the scandalous mess,
"Effective today
is the right to convey
Absolution, while wearing a dress

Marcus Bales 05-16-2006 05:32 PM

When a tailor asks "How do you dress?"

Coffee 05-16-2006 09:27 PM

When a tailor asks "How do you dress?",
respond with "Of course to impress".

LeahDear 05-17-2006 06:54 AM

When a tailor asks "How do you dress?",
respond with "Of course to impress".
"I'll dress to the right

Zatoichi 05-29-2006 05:37 AM

When a tailor asks "How do you dress?",
respond with "Of course to impress".
"I'll dress to the right
if the pants aren't too tight,
and at attention, if they lightly caress"

LeahDear 05-29-2006 08:25 AM

The night of seduction was set

Marcus Bales 05-29-2006 06:06 PM

The night of seduction was set
Except for a few things to get:
The dwarf and bow tie,

Zatoichi 05-29-2006 07:55 PM

The night of seduction was set
Except for a few things to get:
The dwarf and bow tie,
The prefab alibi

LeahDear 06-06-2006 03:56 PM

The night of seduction was set
Except for a few things to get:
The dwarf and bow tie,
The prefab alibi
And the dildo that's shaped like a jet

ambo 06-06-2006 04:30 PM

"Aha" she proclaimed with a snort

LeahDear 06-06-2006 04:36 PM

"Aha" she proclaimed with a snort
"You like to shoot donkeys for sport."

ambo 06-06-2006 04:39 PM

"Aha" she proclaimed with a snort
"You like to shoot donkeys for sport."
"Which makes you the ass..."

LeahDear 06-06-2006 04:43 PM

"Aha" she proclaimed with a snort
"You like to shoot donkeys for sport."
"Which makes you the ass..."
"You stupid dumb lass..."

Hooter 06-09-2006 10:23 PM

"Aha" she proclaimed with a snort
"You like to shoot donkeys for sport."
"Which makes you the ass..."
"You stupid dumb lass..."
"And I'll see your big butt in court."


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