You shucked your clothes (as a good oyster properly would) and plunged feet first into your native environment.

Please provide linky to You tube vid of the event taken by said complete strangers, por favor.

Yeah, you did and looked kinda like

(You always go for a walk in nature dressed like Lara Croft? ;))

you slipped on some algae, and were saved by a bronzed adonis
with whom you proceeded to have rampant sex on the riverbank.

^:eek:
No! :D I'll have you know I can swim. Not that it's relevant to the actual event.

better than pimping poor Hoyt. :p

....I know, I know...SUHT UP.

I wasn't sure of what the specifics would be, but the Python/Ophelia/Oyster thing that's resulting is pretty much what I was going for. :D

Did you do it? Hell, no. You thought about it, then you thought about how cold and clammy your clothes would be, and how uncomfortable it would be to drive wet, and you remembered that you had to get bread and milk at the store on the way home, though even then it flashed through your mind what a hoot it would be to go to the store still wet from an autumn plunge, but then you remembered that you'd worn the last bra in the drawer, the skimpy thin one, and you thought that perhaps the locals didn't deserve quite that good a look at you, and you refrained. But now you regret it.

I have to saaaaaay.... no, but I think you thought about it for a good while and experienced it in your mind.

insomniac, dammit, so I get to set this question:

red or white?

why?

I have a wall of my loungeroom painted red. It looks toasty in winter.

white, because it contains red, although if we're talking clothes I almost never wear white.

Trollops can't wear white.

mostly red, but often white in summer.
always dry, never rosé (apart from cava).

better red than dead :)

You can if it has a black hem.


Gonna say red here.
White is way too self-entitled and needy.

red

because white tends to think too highly of itself

Red's my passion,
though if Monet painted it, white is OK with me.

the question immediately makes me think of decor. so my choice is white because i've always wanted to do a really minimalist mid-century take on my environment with all white walls and furnishings.

like this oooooooh