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priceyfatprude 08-11-2004 05:48 PM

*gigglesnorts*

madasacutsnake 08-12-2004 09:29 AM

will sir have the fish or the pilot?

trisherina 08-13-2004 05:24 PM

excerpted with permission
 
My hair is falling out. BIG TIME! If I have any left by this afternoon, I'll be amazed. I was looking in the mirror, casually gave my forelock a tug and it came OUT! So I had to demonstrate to T. Gave a tug, a LARGER HUNK came out. She went "Aw, Mommy". She's very sympathetic. Of course I had to show G, so without preamble I went up to him and said "Look!", tugged at another spot and a HUGE hank came out. He yelled "Holy shit! Don't DO that to me!" I thought he was gonna have a heart attack. It was kinda funny.

red 08-13-2004 06:17 PM

g.w. bush trying to grasp the word sovereign.

Magpie 08-13-2004 06:28 PM

My 8 yr old said, "Mom can a person be related to an animal? Cause I can spread my toes really far apart."

14yr son, "Well sure, our dad's an ASS isn't he?" :D

Aphrodite 08-14-2004 01:01 AM

My Weenie's all twisted and bent
to whom in the fark was it lent?
Well, the groceries got stuck
In the door of my truck
while reviewing the Penthouse you sent!

by Aud, Coffee, and Rune

madasacutsnake 08-16-2004 12:11 AM

worst album covers of all time

Magpie 08-16-2004 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
worst album covers of all time
I love this guy... his whole site/blog entries are a riot :)

trisherina 08-16-2004 05:33 AM

Teaching Sunday school to 4-6 year olds today (an act with which there is something so fundamentally wrong that it boggles the mind, truly), I was trying to explain how to do the craft I'd brought, a foamie badge you could put together with glue that said, "#1." A little boy I know fairly well, which doesn't mean he's any more tolerable than most of them, asked, "Why are we doing this badge?" The lesson in the curriculum was about forgiveness. I scrambled for something to make my poorly thought out choice (I'd thought mostly about how everyone in the class would be able to do it) meaningful. "MMmmmmrrrm well," I said, "When you are able to forgive, I imagine you'd be #1 in God's eye."

"And if I don't, what then? Am I #2?"

Boys.

madasacutsnake 08-18-2004 10:17 AM

click

Aphrodite 08-18-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
click

Ha ha ha ha!

Zaftig 08-20-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
Dear Dinz @ 18

train yourself NOW, just like Pavlov's dog, so whenever your brain is about to let you say "I do", take a table fork and stab it into your genitalia. Lots.



I'll tell you more later young man, but that was the first, most important lesson.


Smartypants 08-23-2004 04:03 PM

No one's had anything to laugh about in three whole days?!

Let us remedy that right away!

Zaftig 08-23-2004 05:23 PM

I totally needed that.

Clytie 08-25-2004 10:54 AM

found nemo!
 


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