Thank you. If I ever give lessons, I will not charge. Just knowing that everyone else's husband/significant other is climbing the walls too will be thanks enough. :cool:

Spanish is indeed a beautiful language.

The funny thing is that if anyone else told Mr. Spart such an outrageous falsehood, he would say, "Get out of here. There's no way." And yet he knows that about half of what I tell him is just pure nonsense, designed to confound, annoy and pester him.

My husband, it is often remarked by friends and foes alike, is going to ascend bodily into Heaven when his time comes. Believe me, he will have earned every star in his crown. :cool:

I learned Spanish for four years. I spoke it pretty well. I suck now. I do watch novelas now and then to brush up.

"There's still a lot of Queens in George Tennant."

-- GW Bush, as quoted on The Daily Show

"fvcking tricky"

HAHAHHAAAA! I love that!

ha ha

A blonde called her bofriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jugsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is that supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to the assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then..........", he signed, ........"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

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You have GOT to be Shittin' me! HAHHAHAAA! Np pun intended! hahahha! If the people that received her cookies only new those aren't chocolate chips and the brownies have a 'secret' ingredient!! HAHAAA