1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried
4. Then she moaned and she sighed

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried
4. Then she moaned and she sighed
5. And looked at me with wonder!

1. If I were king of this castle

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
4. And buy me a goat

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
4. And buy me a goat,
5. slather on olive oil and then wrastle

1. I can very much hear the snow melting

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear
4. And despite lots of beer

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear
4. And despite lots of beer
5. I don't find this to be a swell thing.

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'
3. And when that one's finished