1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,
4. I'll have to get a blanket to cover it

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,
4. I'll have to get a blanket to cover it
5. 'cos some of this goop looks obscene.

1. She washes her hair with custard pie

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off
4. For some reason he'd gag and cough

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off
4. For some reason he'd gag and cough
5. Some always ends up in her eye

1. This will be a lesson for you

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people
4. I'm running to my steeple

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people
4. I'm running to my steeple
5. Now, what are you going to do?

1. Bitch, get in the car!