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Marcus Bales 01-31-2006 11:15 PM

This one time, while playing the fiddle
My dachsund decided to piddle
His audience, the cat,
Was more impressed that
He was frying two mice on the griddle.

ambo 02-01-2006 02:26 AM

Just put in your earplugs, my dear

Marcus Bales 02-01-2006 10:31 AM

Just put in your earplugs, my dear,
We like karaoke night here

ambo 02-01-2006 01:12 PM

.

dddrum 02-01-2006 01:13 PM

Just put in your earplugs, my dear,
We like karaoke night here
We may sound like chickens
Imitating Slim Pickens

dinzdale 02-01-2006 01:13 PM

Just put in your earplugs, my dear,
We like karaoke night here
We may sound like chickens
and make quite the dickens

ambo 02-01-2006 01:14 PM

AAAAARGGGGHHH !!!!
Everybody is posting at the same time !

OJ, anyone ?

dddrum 02-01-2006 01:17 PM

Why thank you, Ambo.

No need to delete nothin'. Just adaptipate...

Just put in your earplugs, my dear,
We like karaoke night here
We may sound like chickens
and make quite the dickens
But there's no need to cower in fear

ambo 02-01-2006 01:19 PM

If raisins are grapes all dried up,

dddrum 02-01-2006 01:35 PM

If raisins are grapes all dried up,
And wine is spoiled grapes in a cup,

Zatoichi 02-01-2006 10:48 PM

If raisins are grapes all dried up,
And wine is spoiled grapes in a cup,
What would ye be callin'
Grapes that are fallin'

Jack Flanders 02-02-2006 12:59 AM

If raisins are grapes all dried up
And wine is spoiled grapes in a cup,
What would ye be callin'
Grapes that are fallin'
Wasted wine that has not been sup.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-03-2006 12:13 AM

There once was a fabulous bird

dddrum 02-03-2006 12:09 PM

There once was a fabulous bird
Who excreted a ten-gallon turd

Zatoichi 02-03-2006 12:17 PM

There once was a fabulous bird
Who excreted a ten-gallon turd
With that kind of guano
I think I might want to


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