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Audreyvgs 05-19-2004 11:22 AM


Wanna know what he did?

red 05-19-2004 11:24 AM

yes! yes!

Audreyvgs 05-19-2004 11:29 AM

Well, first he told me that it was because he was talkin about those tomatoes in the sack, that hang on the back of cars...



But that was a lie. He didn't get caught for that. I don't think she caught that part of the lunch conversation....

red 05-19-2004 11:31 AM

hey look! I didn't know vegatables could be balls!

Audreyvgs 05-19-2004 11:37 AM

He was just trying to divert my attention to the fact that he'd shown the boys at his table his Scooby-do Underwear.

Avalon 05-19-2004 11:40 AM

bless Bink's heart. He was just proud, that's all..and creative ;)

Now his mom has gone and shown everyone his underoos:p

masterofNone 05-19-2004 11:43 AM

there's a good 20 years of therapy.

Audreyvgs 05-19-2004 11:43 AM

But the real problem started then...
 
The other boys at the table decided to drop trou as well....but they weren't wearing any underwear.



Fortunately, Bink didn't expose himself, he'd had that lesson earlier at a different school.....luckily he remembered it. But he was charged as an instigator, and I guess all 3 got the same note home.



It was really hard not to laugh. The note had been so ominous tho, I immediately tracked the teacher down, found her and she was laughing as well. Bink was outside, apoplectic. He finally came in, red as one of those "tomatoes" worried that his world was crumbling. She made him tell me the story, and after the 5th try, he finally got it straight.

But i still don't think he actually knows what he did.

Audreyvgs 05-19-2004 11:45 AM

I think about that therapy thing everytime he sees me naked.

not that i'm prudish about it, Im casual. He's nekkid like 50% of the time, outside with the hose, on the dirtpile. I got tired of changin his clothes 9x a day.

mightytiki 05-19-2004 01:30 PM

Man Leaves Motel Room Slathered in Petroleum Jelly

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (May 17) - Roger Chamberlain may have thought he managed to slide by police when he switched motels. But when he was allegedly found a short while later glimmering from head to toe in petroleum jelly, authorities believed they had their man.

Chamberlain, 44, of McClean, Va., is accused of coating nearly every available surface in his room at the Motel 6 near Binghamton with the unctuous substance.

Then, after checking out, a cleaning crew discovered the gooey mess - one that included mattresses, bedding, a television set, furniture, carpeting and towels all slathered with petroleum jelly.

Damage to the room and its contents was estimated at more than $1,000, and once police arrived, they found 14 empty petroleum jelly containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the trash can, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.

A short time later, a sheriff's deputy found Chamberlain in a room at another motel, his body smeared entirely in the greasy stuff, authorities said.

Chamberlain was charged with felony criminal mischief and ordered held in Broome County Jail.

Meanwhile, back at the Motel 6, the manager said Chamberlain's old room remains unusable.


05-17-04 1808EDT

Magpie 05-19-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
P.S.
That's a lint roller.

:D

Magpie 05-19-2004 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mightytiki
Man Leaves Motel Room Slathered in Petroleum Jelly
HA! Most of my family called me last night to jokingly ask if this was my ex-husband...

When we seperated I had all the tax info (his receipts) in my possession so sorted/prepared his bags of expense receipts from the previous year for the accountant. Interesting what I found! One category...

Valseline purchase receipts totaling $63.00

I don't even want to know :eek:

funkytuba 05-19-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie
HA! Most of my family called me last night to jokingly ask if this was my ex-husband...

When we seperated I had all the tax info (his receipts) in my possession so sorted/prepared his bags of expense receipts from the previous year for the accountant. Interesting what I found! One category...

Valseline purchase receipts totaling $63.00

I don't even want to know :eek:

Were they deducted as a "business expense"?

Gatsby 05-22-2004 07:48 PM

Okay, sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself:

My house is old, and there is a big heater vent in the floor (about 3 feet x 4 feet, covered with a metal vent). So, I took the vent off and removed the filter to clean it out, which left the vent exposed (a hole about 4 feet deep). I went outside, rinsed the filter out, watered the plants, etc., and when I came back in I grabbed the mail.

As I walked back in the front door, I'm looking at the mail, reading it, and I walk directly into the hole. *Poof* No more Gatsby, she's stepped off the edge of the hardwood floor into the dark abyss of the heating duct, she's disappeared into the floor.

Now I have a big cut on the bottom of my foot and I had to totally change clothes because it was so dusty down there.

Ouch! But I could hardly lift myself out of the hole because I was laughing so hard at myself. I'm still chuckling.

masterofNone 05-22-2004 07:52 PM

that sounds like a scene out of a stephen king novel... except then there would have been large carnivorous rats down there to break your fall.


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