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madasacutsnake 05-22-2004 08:43 PM

My bunny has learned to use the cat flap. Feisty little rat.

Quote:

Now I have a big cut on the bottom of my foot and I had to totally change clothes because it was so dusty down there.
Ouch indeed.

madasacutsnake 05-22-2004 08:50 PM

I wish he really did fall 16 miles

masterofNone 05-22-2004 08:54 PM

"running the country is easy as riding a bike. any fool who can walk and chew pretzles at the same time could do it."
gwb

Smartypants 05-22-2004 08:56 PM

OK, MoN, you made me laugh today with that one!! LOL!! :D

Clytie 05-23-2004 05:07 AM

my brother trying to do impressions of newscasters while driving...he cant do an accent and drive...went right through a stop sign while trying to mimic Brokaw
:D

Magpie 05-23-2004 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkytuba
Were they deducted as a "business expense"?
What exactly do you file that under?!

entertainment
medical
professional supplies (w/$63 of Vaseline you'd better be a pro)
hobby
baggage fee

Maybe figure it as a depreciation or loss on deposit? :D

nycwriters 05-24-2004 07:04 PM

Quote from a story about encouraging more women to become cabbies in NYC:

“Everybody likes that I’m a woman driver,” Atehortua, 50, of the Bronx said. “Some tourists like to take my picture and film me. They say, ‘Oh, my God. A woman driver.’”


I just laughed SO hard when I read that.

Then I offered to be a hack for a day for a story. I could hear my boss screeching from across the room.

More laughter ... hahahahahahahaha .....

Spicy Jack 05-24-2004 07:07 PM

"THE TEN COMMANDMENTS"

...the mucsical

No joke. Heard about it on the radio. Laughed pretty hard.

sparticle 05-24-2004 09:08 PM

Somebody sent me an Un-Birthday Card that wished me a happy un-birthday full of wonder and excitement and that all my wishes will come true on this, my special day

I thought it was so wonderful that I sat down and roared with laughter.

Mel-the-Fabulous-Flamepoint Siamese Cat thinks that cards, people who laugh and Un-Birthdays suck, especially when he is trying to sleep. He manages to get only eighteen or twenty hours' sleep a day, for God's sake, and he'd appreciate it if inconsiderate chuckleheads like me would tone it down.

masterofNone 05-24-2004 09:14 PM


Smartypants 05-24-2004 10:27 PM

Dog Breeds
 
I just got this in my e-mail:

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The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter
anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

priceyfatprude 05-24-2004 10:58 PM

You forgot

Bulldog + Shihtzu = Bull-Shit, a dog you brag about, but no one believes you.

Audreyvgs 05-25-2004 01:11 AM

Or it's a dog that poops so large that it's impossible to clean up after.

zenbabe 05-25-2004 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone


:D

Audreyvgs 05-25-2004 10:26 AM

We had a dog that was an airplane, half airedale, half plain dog.


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