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ambo 02-01-2006 11:47 PM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
Who claims that you're really a clone

Audreyvgs 02-01-2006 11:48 PM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
who says he can make us this loan
no points stamps or fees
and we can pay when we please

Zatoichi 02-02-2006 12:19 AM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
Who claims that you're really a clone
If there's been a switch
And I got this witch

ambo 02-02-2006 02:18 AM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
who says he can make us this loan
no points stamps or fees
and we can pay when we please
He just loves the way that you moan

dddrum 02-03-2006 12:26 PM

Hey honey, there's this guy on the phone
Who claims that you're really a clone
If there's been a switch
And I got this witch
Then who gives the real you the bone?

ambo 02-03-2006 02:00 PM

The clown had eggs in his pants

dinzdale 02-03-2006 02:03 PM

The clown had eggs in his pants
The masochist filled his with ants
The serious bard
had his stuffed with lard

ambo 02-03-2006 02:05 PM

The clown had eggs in his pants
The masochist filled his with ants
The serious bard
had his stuffed with lard
And Sheryl Crow jams hers with Lance

dinzdale 02-03-2006 02:07 PM

:)


A lady surrounded with cats

ambo 02-03-2006 02:10 PM

A lady surrounded with cats
Had nary a problem with rats

dddrum 02-04-2006 08:54 PM

A lady surrounded with cats
Had nary a problem with rats
However, with fleas
She was up to her knees

Hyakujo's Fox 02-05-2006 03:11 AM

A lady surrounded with cats
Had nary a problem with rats
However, with fleas
She was up to her knees
Thank goodness she always wore spats

Marcus Bales 02-05-2006 09:34 AM

In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast

dddrum 02-05-2006 08:43 PM

In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast
Though the wind outside wails like a ghost

ambo 02-05-2006 10:54 PM

In my blanky I'm warm as fresh toast
Though the wind outside wails like a ghost
I'll be dreaming of beaches


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