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funkytuba 02-10-2005 01:46 AM

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Selected-By: Christophe

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

>> Besides setting oneself on fire, what is the best cure for ennui?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Let's examine the options:
} Setting other people on fire.
} PRO: Less painful than setting yourself on fire.
} CON: Highly illegal. Difficult to find volunteers.
} Inject yourself with a 7% solution of cocaine, thrice daily.
} PRO: Hey, it was good enough for Sherlock Holmes!
} CON: It was legal then. It isn't now.
} Jump off a tall building.
} PRO: Excitement for the rest of your life.
} CON: Which will be about six seconds, give or take.
} Jump off a tall building, with a parachute.
} PRO: Better survival rate than without a parachute.
} CON: Illegal in most places.
} Heavy drinking.
} PRO: In your stuporous state, you won't notice how bored you are.
} CON: Social problems, psychological problems, health problems...
} Devote your time to sharing your wisdom with others.
} PRO: Legal and non-fatal.
} CON: It doesn't work. Trust me.
} So, your best options result in jail time or an early grave.
} The Oracle is depressed now.


Clytie 02-10-2005 04:56 AM

i just had to use Google to do a search for Yahoo messanger (the online version) because yahoo wasnt working...

melissa 02-10-2005 05:31 AM

On IM, I asked my friend if he and his wife have had their baby yet and he replied not yet and "apparently when they're fresh, they are quite weak".

I'm sad he got deported because I miss him so much.

Clytie 02-10-2005 08:35 AM

omg! ae sold this at one time???

you couldnt pay me to wear that... i dun think its gonna sell..

Large Marge 02-10-2005 08:43 AM

Wow, you are bored.

slow tonight, Clytie?

Clytie 02-10-2005 09:13 AM

yea... im workin the midnight shift on the unit...thank god nothing is bad wrong...but wowowow im having to search for stuff to do (they blocked yahoo!)

Large Marge 02-10-2005 09:29 AM

Why'd they block it? Getting too many viruses?


Is it snowing there?

Clytie 02-10-2005 09:43 AM


Large Marge 02-10-2005 09:44 AM


Originally Posted by Clytie



And they don't even flinch!!

That's almost better than the one I have with the Queen.

rmr 02-10-2005 07:42 PM

-- pfp i bet this will make you laugh too

this email:

"I just got in trouble for sending the Tony Danza to Kristin at work."

priceyfatprude 02-10-2005 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by rmr
-- pfp i bet this will make you laugh too

this email:

"I just got in trouble for sending the Tony Danza to Kristin at work."


rmr 02-10-2005 08:21 PM

Another email --

****live 9:30pm Friday, Fvck ****. Have some drinks with ***** and come meet me. HE SUCKS< HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS>

I'm not yelling, I support your decision to date a moron that is totally not good enough for you 100%

Large Marge 02-10-2005 11:03 PM

Large Marge 02-10-2005 11:04 PM

Large Marge 02-11-2005 12:32 AM

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