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ambo 12-21-2005 02:09 PM

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree

Hyakujo's Fox 12-23-2005 10:29 PM

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree
Leave the driving to me

dddrum 12-24-2005 10:12 AM

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree
Leave the driving to me
Santa's using the church for his runway

ambo 12-24-2005 03:26 PM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn

trisherina 12-25-2005 02:44 AM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)

ambo 12-25-2005 01:54 PM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines

dddrum 12-25-2005 06:38 PM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines
Running off to the pines

Hyakujo's Fox 12-25-2005 06:47 PM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines
Running off to the pines
Where he took a quick leak and was gone

dddrum 12-25-2005 10:41 PM

Now that this holiday's done

trisherina 12-26-2005 12:35 AM

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun

ambo 12-26-2005 03:53 AM

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun
My gifts are all given

dddrum 12-26-2005 04:18 PM

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun
My gifts are all given
The drifts are all driven
Some suicide now might be fun

Marcus Bales 12-26-2005 08:54 PM

But perhaps that's a little extreme

ambo 12-26-2005 09:24 PM

But perhaps that's a little extreme
You could just go outside and scream

Marcus Bales 12-27-2005 10:17 AM

But perhaps that's a little extreme
You could just go outside and scream
Since what is absurder
Than talk of self murder
From boredom and low self-esteem?

funkytuba 12-27-2005 11:15 PM

So I'm starting a brand new religion

ambo 12-27-2005 11:58 PM

So I'm starting a brand new religion
And I know you'll all follow my vision

Marcus Bales 12-28-2005 10:30 AM

So I'm starting a brand new religion
And I know you'll all follow my vision
Of building my stash
Of stocks, bonds, and cash

ambo 12-28-2005 01:45 PM

So I'm starting a brand new religion
And I know you'll all follow my vision
Of building my stash
Of stocks, bonds, and cash
And worshipping Harold, my pigeon

Brynn 12-28-2005 10:37 PM

I just love my little cat, ambo

Zatoichi 12-29-2005 01:46 AM

I just love my little cat, Ambo
And my mouse, whom the kids have named Tambo

Hyakujo's Fox 12-30-2005 08:42 AM

I just love my little cat, Ambo
And my mouse, whom the kids have named Tambo
they chase and they fight

dddrum 12-30-2005 11:07 AM

I just love my little cat, Ambo
And my mouse, whom the kids have named Tambo
they chase and they fight
and they tangle all night

Hyakujo's Fox 12-31-2005 01:57 AM

I just love my little cat, Ambo
And my mouse, whom the kids have named Tambo
they chase and they fight
and they tangle all night
then make up by dancing the mambo

trisherina 12-31-2005 01:37 PM

A seal walked into a club

Hyakujo's Fox 12-31-2005 10:24 PM

A seal walked into a club
For beer and maybe some grub

Zatoichi 01-01-2006 01:25 PM

A seal walked into a club
For beer and maybe some grub
The walrus said, "Son,"
"Now look what you done."

Marcus Bales 01-01-2006 02:24 PM

A seal walked into a club
For beer and maybe some grub
The walrus said, "Son,"
"Now look what you done."
And ostracised him with a snub.

ambo 01-01-2006 05:00 PM

I'm tempted to make some beef gravy

Jack Flanders 01-01-2006 05:09 PM

I'm tempted to make some beef gravy
Just like they make in the Navy

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 09:27 AM

I'm tempted to make some beef gravy
Just like they make in the Navy
As you're making it thick
Use an icing knife quick
To artistically make it look wavy.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-02-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
I'm tempted to make some beef gravy
Just like they make in the Navy
As you're making it thick
Use an icing knife quick
To artistically make it look wavy.

You know you've spent too much time at zefrank.com when...

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 10:04 AM

When forty-two syllables maxes
Your length, with two rhyme-sounds, the facts is
With "gravy" and "navy",
The chances of "wavy"
Are up there with dying and taxes.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-02-2006 10:40 AM

There's something new under the sun

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 11:09 AM

There's something new under the sun
And the moment this limerick is done

Zatoichi 01-02-2006 01:18 PM

There's something new under the sun
And the moment this limerick is done
I'll rush right outside
And proclaim with great pride

ambo 01-02-2006 02:49 PM

There's something new under the sun
And the moment this limerick is done
I'll rush right outside
And proclaim with great pride
That making beef gravy is fun

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 04:01 PM

Well, love is discovered anew

Coffee 01-02-2006 05:53 PM

Well, love is discovered anew
in the galley while making a stew

Jack Flanders 01-02-2006 06:51 PM

Well, love is discovered anew
In the galley while making a stew
The old friend is starboard


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