Well, love is discovered anew
In the galley while making a stew
The old friend is starboard
Yet soon to be harbored

Well, love is discovered anew
In the galley while making a stew
The old friend is starboard
Yet soon to be harbored
And the new loves said YA HOO!

The new lovers hollered yahoo, yahoo!

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise
It was swarming with flies

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise
It was swarming with flies
So they split there and then, as you do

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts
From some amateur putz

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts
From some amateur putz
Who was nearly as green as he smelled

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"
Who knew that such a mild fellow
As you seem to be
And at just 5 foot 3

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"
Who knew that such a mild fellow
As you seem to be
And at just 5 foot 3
Could consume by yourself a whole cello

It arrived, and now it won't go

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show
And except that it's lame
It looks much the same

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show
And except that it's lame
It looks much the same
As the dear old Aunt Elsie we know

A milk cow with piebald old hocks

A milk cow with piebald old hocks
Was often seen strolling the docks

A milk cow with piebald old hocks
Was often seen strolling the docks
Mooing in vain

A milk cow with piebald old hocks
Was often seen strolling the docks
Mooing in vain
At a gull and a crane

A milk cow with piebald old hocks
Was often seen strolling the docks
Mooing in vain
At a gull and a crane
That Chromatic Fantasia of Bach's.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :D

With RM's big ha I concur

With RM's big ha I concur
Though my vision is starting to blur

With RM's big ha I concur
Though my vision is starting to blur
I laughed off my head

With RM's big ha I concur
Though my vision is starting to blur
I laughed off my head
At what Marcus said

With RM's big ha I concur
Though my vision is starting to blur
I laughed off my head
At what Marcus said
Though in hindsight it feels like a slur.

If you cannot say something good

If you cannot say something good
You just might be misunderstood

If you cannot say something good
You just might be misunderstood
As one who delights
In mocking the plights

If you cannot say something good
You just might be misunderstood
As one who delights
In mocking the plights
Of the wackos in Man's Brotherhood

The wackos deserve to be mocked

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked --
After all, it is they
Who would put you away

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked --
After all, it is they
Who would put you away
When you'd rather be fed, hugged, and walked.

Among all the denizens here

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear