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so, in your world love = wanking?
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So I went for a wee country drive today. I ended up along a kind of weird and spooky dirt track, the kind closed in with trees and which feels cold and creepy at any time of the day. I got to the end, saw this, freaked out, stopped long enough to take a pic and shot through:
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HAHAHA. Tired of Puppets. Thank you for changing the subject. The creepy tree , sign and unnatural stone wall would make me scream.
Did you find a lake? |
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God no. I took off as soon as I got the pic. Jaaaaaaaaaassssssssssooooooon. |
Human Skateboard: http://dreamchimney.com/oftheday/ind...1.10.105&otd=3
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERYhandsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." |
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