I was looking at my cat today, and she has a little triangular bald patch on her belly where the vet did some tests once. My mom said to me "Lottie's had a bikini wax."

But did she mention the cat? :confused:

tell me Bink's not into cars. Tonight he was eating ice cream, and he said it "froze the hood of his mouth."

Mr. Sparticle asked me if I would dish up a serving of strawberry shortcake for him, and I prepared him a massive portion that would have better fit in a bathtub than a dessert dish. He couldn't believe his eyes -- acted like a little kid who was getting away with something, eating it before somebody could put a stop to it. It was funny to watch.

This made me chuckle, my dad emailed it to me today:





Every time I'd move home and then go to move out again my mom wouldn't let me leave with my cat, she grew so attached to them. I lost two cats that way. *sniff*

So from the left, Boo (the gray tuxedo kitty, circa 1996, moved back to go to college again), Cayleh (my baby, I miss her, my travellin' pooch, she's lived everywhere I've lived, except NYC :( ), Minou (aka Little Miss Bitchy per my mom, circa 1992, moved back after breaking up with fiancee) and then Bogie (circa 1987, bought the wee little boy for my mom as a birthday present).

My dad started sweating when I got two cats here in NYC. He adamantly put his foot down about no more animals in the house -- or the neighbors would begin to freak out. But based on how my mom went nuts over them when they were here to visit, I don't think dad will win out if it ever came to that. Hehe.

Aw man, this photo made my day. Probably means more to me than any of you, but their expressions are funny enough I suppose. :)

Awwwwwwwwr, bless 'em. That's so nice, and good of your dad to send it along. Thanks for sharing! :)

A guy quoted in a story I read tonight -- his last name is Poisson-Tete.

Hehehehehe.....

Fish head, Ha!

This blog always makes me laugh:

I am eating my husband's soul

My cat keeps licking my toes! :o

I'm walking down the street and this guy hands me a booklet with the title:

Children of Satan II -- The Beast Men

Its an anti Bush - anti Iraq thing that is intended to associate LaRouche (running for some european union thing) as being against these evil things. Bush and those working closely with him are compared to historical figures associated with horrific war crimes. One title, for example, says "Cheney, Hitler & The Grand Inquisitor".

i wish I had a scanner to show pics.

Ah well....

hmm... I take it that the quote above shows my complete and utter ignorance of european politics?

Isn't he that KKK guy? *also utter ignorance*

it just made me smile, because yesterday was the euopean elections, is a prety big thing really, it's just a typical americal view on things, in europe we hear about most of the major foriegn elections, in the usa, india etc... i'm trying to place my words here, don't want to vex anyone!!

Some friends of mine have two sons, one five years and the other 10. The young one is in a stage where he wants the world to revolve around him, and his mother overheard him bossing around some of his little friends.

She tried to get him to play nice with the other kids, and she told him "You know, you are not the boss of the world."

Still obstinate, he responded, "But I'm the boss of San Francisco!"

His brother, who was standing close by, said, "Well then, you've got one hell of a homeless problem!"

OMG! THAT is one of the funniest things I have EVER heard! LOL!

Ohhh, that's not funny :( Is this the case where they were all rescued??

Awwww. I hope someone saved the little buggers. Does say something about Darwin's theory though.

Today my daughter and I went to a baseball game, and a foul ball flew into the seats and landed *!PLOP!* in some guy's 32-oz. beer. It splashed so hard that people got spattered for three rows in every direction. 'Twere hilarious. Even the guy with the bombed-out beer was laughing. He wiped the ball on his shirt and gave it to a little kid, and everybody started clapping.

3 photos of DUCKS

Makes we wonder about the person that took the photos...wtf???
Like how hard would it have been to prevent that from happening?

Ok...next thought...is it a spoof photo?

That's my guess. Look how the photo's cropped. Chances are the other little one's are still waiting on the other side.

Damn funny, though!

according to google and reuters:

Ducklings in Trouble, Mother Calls Police
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters)
When a family of ducklings fell down a Vancouver sewer grate their mother did what any parent would do. She got help from a passing police officer. Vancouver police officer Ray Peterson admitted he was not sure what to make of the duck that grabbed him by the pant leg while he was on foot patrol on Wednesday evening in a neighborhood near the city's downtown. "I though it was a bit goofy, so I shoved it away," Peterson told the Vancouver Sun newspaper. The mother duck persisted, grabbing Peterson's leg again when he tried to leave, and then waddling to a nearby sewer grate where she sat down and waited for him to follow and investigate. "I went up to where the duck was lying and saw eight little babies in the water below," he said. Police said they removed the heavy metal grate with the help of a tow truck and used a vegetable strainer to lift the ducklings to safety. Mother and offspring then departed for a nearby pond.

*stifling guffaw*



*can't....................hold.................... ........it.......*




ROFL!!!

Oh ... my .... God.

Dude, that's one of those "oh I shouldn't laugh at this" ... but man, I can just picture kitty being all affectionate ... and while I LOVE animals, oh man ....

Now, apparently the story is real. The pic, however, looks a little fishy.

I've goofed with photoshop a bit, and that under her foot looks an awful lot like smudge tool.

Or it could be low shutter speed on the camera ...

DUN DUN DUN! the plot thickens!

The plot thickens worse....
 

Hahahahhahahahaha ... oh man, that's GREAT!!!!!!

I can't stand stories about duckies without a happy ending....



and besides, i'm procrastinating.


but you knew that.

I just love the idea that photographer made the duck go to find a cop!

I was picturing the scenario:

"Oh you poor duck!" says the photographer. "I suggest you go find a policeman. The police can probably get someone to lift the grate."

"Thanks, Mr. Photographer!" replies the duck, tears of gratitude welling in her eyes. "That's such a good idea! But would you mind watching my babies until I return. Plus, I wouldn't mind you sticking around, because nobody's gonna believe this, so I'd like you to stay and corroborate my story when the reporters arrive."

You've missed your calling SP; you should be writing kids books:p

Here's a first title: The Duck and the Holy Grate