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Aphrodite 01-11-2005 12:59 AM

I once took a dip in Loch Ness
With Bobby, and took off my dress
the water - so chilly
inverted his willy

Large Marge 01-11-2005 05:27 AM

I once took a dip in Loch Ness
With Bobby, and took off my dress
the water - so chilly
inverted his willy
And then, well you know the rest

Large Marge 01-11-2005 05:43 AM

Bales has a word that rhymes "country"

Hyakujo's Fox 01-11-2005 06:05 AM

Bales has a word that rhymes "country"
A claim I denounce as effront'ry
As a friend from Japan
remarked quite deadpan
"Ah, that's a road of clap bruntry!"

Marcus Bales 01-12-2005 12:00 AM

The new recruit shouted "Hey, Sarge!"

Gatsby 01-12-2005 09:24 PM

The new recruit shouted "Hey, Sarge!"
"I can't figure out who's in charge!"

Marcus Bales 01-12-2005 10:24 PM

The new recruit shouted "Hey, Sarge!"
"I can't figure out who's in charge!"
"It seems all the brass

trisherina 01-12-2005 10:52 PM

The new recruit shouted "Hey, Sarge!"
"I can't figure out who's in charge!"
"It seems all the brass
Has been killed; mustard gas!"

Hyakujo's Fox 01-12-2005 11:22 PM

The new recruit shouted "Hey, Sarge!"
"I can't figure out who's in charge!"
"It seems all the brass
Has been killed; mustard gas!"
"And the corporal suspects sabotage!"

Hyakujo's Fox 01-12-2005 11:43 PM

I'm in love with that new av of trish's
Its motions - hypnotic, delicious

trisherina 01-13-2005 12:31 AM

I'm in love with that new av of trish's
Its motions - hypnotic, delicious
Her real name is Sara;
She's a primipara

funkytuba 01-13-2005 01:56 AM

I'm in love with that new av of trish's
Its motions - hypnotic, delicious
Her real name is Sara;
She's a primipara
and, too, quite the succulent dish!

Marcus Bales 01-13-2005 02:12 AM

But Funky's is brutal and short

Gatsby 01-14-2005 10:33 PM

But Funky's is brutal and short
All fear that the fax will retort

Marcus Bales 01-15-2005 01:34 PM

But Funky's is brutal and short
All fear that the fax will retort
And what they will get
Is a physical threat


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