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Marcus Bales 03-12-2006 01:53 PM

A bargain at double the price
For something you'll only wear twice
It's small black and clingy
With straps that are stringy
And a fit cut to smolder with vice.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-12-2006 10:48 PM

There once was a fellow called Franz
Who had too much time on his hands

ambo 03-13-2006 12:04 AM

There once was a fellow called Franz
Who had too much time on his hands
So he sculpted some trees
Out of butter and cheese

Jack Flanders 03-13-2006 02:07 AM

There once was a fellow called Franz
Who had too much time on his hands
So he sculpted some trees
Out of butter and cheese
And totally impressed his new friend, Lance.

Marcus Bales 03-13-2006 09:48 AM

There's no one named "Lance" any more

Hyakujo's Fox 03-13-2006 10:26 AM

There's no one named "Lance" any more
He went for some milk from the store

Marcus Bales 03-13-2006 11:12 AM

There's no one named "Lance" any more
He went for some milk from the store
And when he came back

ambo 03-13-2006 02:04 PM

There's no one named "Lance" any more
He went for some milk from the store
And when he came back
We all called him Jack

Zatoichi 03-13-2006 02:56 PM

There's no one named "Lance" any more
He went for some milk from the store
And when he came back
We all called him Jack
And tore off the pants that he wore.

ambo 03-13-2006 03:02 PM

The zombies all gathered to moan

Zatoichi 03-13-2006 03:03 PM

The zombies all gathered to moan
That Verizon had cancelled their phone

Marcus Bales 03-14-2006 12:13 AM

The zombies all gathered to moan
Verizon had cancelled their phone
It made them so nervous
To be without service

dddrum 03-14-2006 05:56 AM

The zombies all gathered to moan
Verizon had cancelled their phone
It made them so nervous
To be without service
Nobody likes dining alone

"Can you hear me now?" the phone guy said
But they couldn't; their phones were stone dead

ambo 03-15-2006 02:25 AM

The zombies all gathered to moan
Verizon had cancelled their phone
It made them so nervous
To be without service
Nobody likes dining alone

"Can you hear me now?" the phone guy said
But they couldn't; their phones were stone dead
They tried to use voodoo
A decision they would rue

Marcus Bales 03-15-2006 10:57 AM

The zombies all gathered to moan
Verizon had cancelled their phone
It made them so nervous
To be without service
Nobody likes dining alone

"Can you hear me now?" the phone guy said
But they couldn't; their phones were stone dead
They tried to use voodoo
A decision they would rue
If dead folks had something to dread.


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