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topcat 02-03-2005 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuckie egg
still hung up about that huh topcat?

and just so you know... you're wrong.

chuckie i have been wrong before. and not only is thread dead but so is this board. it was ruined by someone exposing the darkroom. and all of the purists that made the most noise about how nice the room is are gone. i am only stating the truth.right deviate

chuckie egg 02-03-2005 12:35 PM

It doesnt seem very dead to me.

Large Marge 02-03-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topcat
chuckie i have been wrong before. and not only is thread dead but so is this board. it was ruined by someone exposing the darkroom. and all of the purists that made the most noise about how nice the room is are gone. i am only stating the truth.right deviate

"Exposing the Darkroom." It's all so mysterious.

topcat 02-03-2005 04:54 PM

will eveyone please slow down with all there posting. i reall cant keep up. is this thing on?

chuckie egg 02-03-2005 05:56 PM

sarcasm... good way to kill a thread I suppose

ambo 02-03-2005 06:40 PM

no, it's been tried
didn't work

craig johnston 02-03-2005 06:47 PM

ok, all your replies have been sent to the central commitee
for evaluation. this process will take some time. in order to
keep the board clear you are politely requested not to post
further in this thread.
yours etc
the management

chuckie egg 02-03-2005 11:26 PM

gotcha

craig johnston 02-04-2005 01:00 AM

this notice is inclusive of all poultry and dairy produce.

Coffee 02-04-2005 01:13 AM

This thread is so NOT dead.
I have never seen it so healthy.
It's positively frickin chipper.
Now it is caffeinated as well.
Now it probably won't even go to sleep let alone die.

Good night little thread.

craig johnston 02-04-2005 01:32 AM

the management would like to draw your attention to subsection 6
paragraph 12a in which it is stated that no beverages should post in
this thread at any time ever.
this also applies to poultry and dairy products as stated above.
if you have any further enquiries please send them by post as this
thread is now officially closed.
thank you,
the management

tsunamimom 02-04-2005 08:15 AM


Hyakujo's Fox 02-04-2005 08:58 AM


craig johnston 02-04-2005 03:03 PM

...and that includes pictures.

funkytuba 02-04-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston
...and that includes pictures.


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craig johnston 02-04-2005 06:51 PM

^^^^^
wow! that must've taken ages!

however, persuant to the regulations as laid out in your handbooks.
no posts OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER are to be made following a
thread cancellation order signed by the management as above.
Thank you.

funkytuba 02-04-2005 08:13 PM

naah... about 45 seconds: here's how:

Step 1: Google search for "ASCII ART"
Step 2: Browse for a suitable "image"
Step 3: Cut
Step 4: Paste into new post
Step 5: Preview new post
Step 6: Realize that whitespace will be stripped out
Step 7: Experiment in a text editor by replacing spaces with periods, which means that you have to change the periods used as pixels in the image to something else--I chose apostrophes
Step 8: Re-preview
Step 9: Click 'Post'

craig johnston 02-04-2005 08:29 PM

yes yes, very interesting FT.

there has been a certain laxity on the part of the management
due to their being impressed by the ingenuity of those who
would wish to prolong the life of this thread. this will cease
forthwith and all those who choose to post from now on
should bear in mind that they do so in strict contravention of
the rules and regulations as laid down by the management.
the thread is now closed (again).

funkytuba 02-04-2005 08:31 PM

sorry... your post lacks credibility because it is

1) without capitalization and
2) minimally punctuated

management should really try a little harder, shouldn't it?

craig johnston 02-04-2005 08:42 PM

well, i'm not surprised. you obviously missed that meeting FT. too busy beating up helpless computers no doubt. the grammar and punctuation commitee decided unanimously to do away with capitalisation and to cut back on unnecessary punctuation in order to facilitate a higher efficiency rate. if you want further details please refer to the minutes of that meeting and stay out of this thread, which is now DEFUNCT.

funkytuba 02-04-2005 09:30 PM

Post the minutes here please. I want to examine them. Have they been approved and accepted?

craig johnston 02-04-2005 09:35 PM

mr tuba, as you well know, the minutes of subcommitee meetings are always thoroughly checked by the powers that be. it is not your place to question this procedure. your place is outside in the parking lot destroying innocent items of equipment. as previously mentioned, further details may be obtained by post. this thread no longer has any validity as a means of communication.

funkytuba 02-04-2005 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston
as previously mentioned, further details may be obtained by post

That's exactly what you will do. "Post" them here. Then we can carry on a true conversation about the utility of this thread.

craig johnston 02-04-2005 10:12 PM

there is nothing to discuss mr tuba. your stubbornness
is no doubt useful when dealing with inanimate objects
but here it is inappropriate. if you have any further queries,
please take them up with your councellor. the management
have made their decision -this thread exists no more!

funkytuba 02-04-2005 10:16 PM

Dude... I'll lie down in front of this bulldozer as long as it takes you to get the mongols out of your head.

craig johnston 02-04-2005 10:27 PM

huh?
;)

Clytie 02-05-2005 01:15 AM

*stabbs the thread in the heart* i find thats the best place to hurt someone

Large Marge 02-05-2005 03:17 AM

Rats!!

I was so enjoying that exchange!

funkytuba 02-05-2005 04:29 AM

sorry.. work ended.. had to get home.. eat, take care of kids.. one's in the bath as we speak.

oh, and craig, as a brit, I thought you might catch a H2G2 reference...... :rolleyes:

priceyfatprude 02-05-2005 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clytie
*stabbs the thread in the heart* i find thats the best place to hurt someone

I find it to be a further south, actually.

topcat 02-05-2005 05:33 AM

elvis has left the building

Large Marge 02-05-2005 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topcat
elvis has left the building

Well then you'd better put him back in again before he gets cold.

zenbabe 02-05-2005 06:03 AM

..........................

funkytuba 02-05-2005 08:30 AM

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craig johnston 02-05-2005 10:32 AM

huh? wha?
:confused:

Clytie 02-05-2005 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clytie
*stabbs the thread in the heart* i find thats the best place to hurt someone

Quote:

Originally Posted by priceyfatprude
I find it to be a further south, actually.

cut off his genitals and run him over with a bus :)

craig johnston 02-05-2005 02:31 PM

errrm, er, what?
:confused:

funkytuba 02-05-2005 11:01 PM

urmm, ur, where?

Large Marge 02-05-2005 11:05 PM

*cough*

craig johnston 02-06-2005 06:02 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd,
that's a wrap!

:D


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